Here's a quick attempt at a more, uh, "representative" version of how it might look.

If there's one thing Germans won't do, it's give jobs of great power and influence to women.

This is an ugly Canadian version of Datsyuk's signature move! If anything just post 5 clips of Datsyuk pulling it off. He makes it look much prettier...

It dumps the boxy profile that's likely popular among Legacy loyalists.

Nice C-pillar DLO fail.

I seriously do not want Apple in my car. I don't need to download quicktime each time I want to change the temperature.

I usually get chills when I hear an F1. I didn't with this one.

they should get the $8,800 in stock options. that way they own part of the company they work for. they can get dividends if/when regular stock holders do and have a real potential of capital growth

What "experience" are you speaking from? Various companies have fired CEOs and executives for failing to meet stakeholder expectations.

I am not sure what point you're trying to make with the "guys at the bottom who make it happen" comment. Sure the company could not be profitable without them, but the mere fact that…

Sharing the profit those workers made possible is unionization run amok?
I guess there is a class war, and the rich are fighting it and winning it.

She wanted something muscular and exciting. He wanted something small and high strung. In the end, they ended up with the dog equivalent of a used Camry. Neither person got exactly what they wanted. Is that not a compromise?

If reading a catalog would take me the same time it took me to scroll to the bottom of this page, then yes.

Eric, Eric, Eric. Am I misreading the title of this article? Did it say "Random twitter users say stupid things so we laid them out for you here and please do not click if you don't want to see them"? Oh, it didn't. I guess I just should have felt that there were going to be stupid tweets from inconsequential people…

This is Deadspin at its dumbest, which is obviously saying something. Finding the lowest common denominator on twitter and then acting like its news that stupid people have said stupid things is a poor excuse for content. Are you guys operating under the assumption that we don't know that some people say fucked up…

New spokesman?

So it's Audi that's going to make the X-34 Landspeeder!

Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine

Give me the 4 cyl diesel and a manual trans and I will absolutely buy one.

Oh god, it's hideous, cover it back up!

Man, that's hideous.