So Aston is taking the same approach to the virus as the US Administration: hope and pray it finishes up before the election?

Neither, I rather not fall asleep driving.

What about the 2nd emoji whose meaning is unclear, even in context? STILL not sure what the 90% of cases are exhibiting.

I mean you could also point out that the World Health Organziation is officially communicating via a “Tweet”...

The World Health Organization is using the nose emoji in official communications about a deadly, potentially pandemic disease. What a time to be alive...

Problems with the DCT? Problems like knowingly developing a defective transmission, covering up the engineering of a faulty trans, and then denying warranty claims when said trans shits the bed under warranty? Yeah, pretty good reasons to not buy a Focus/Fiesta/Ford. 

1st gear: lol, sure, just hire some tech talent and write some algorithms. See, its easy! Everyone can do it! (says ppl who have no idea what they are talking about).

The simplest way for Ford to get my money would be to make a car I want to buy. But they cancelled all those in an attempt to sell EcoSports, so I’m not in danger of buying a Ford any time soon.

no manual, no buy

Did you plan on buying a used Mercedes F1 car before this?

COTD

Just added complexity, Mercedes don’t care about the turd owners in 5-10 years. This will cost a fortune to replace. Mercedes is not getting my used car money on this one.

You should rebuild that block numbers matching on  that will increase the value by at least $100 which is like a 40% bump in value

My dad always said be careful wetting your willys because you never know when your rod will.... on second thought I'm not sure he meant it in this context.

There are places, but they aren’t places you want to live.

In my profession, moving to, say, Ohio would cut my salary by more than half. It does depend, you’re right, but there are a lot of fields like mine too (mostly white collar, yes) where there’s a direct correlation. 

No one is dying to move to the Northeast bud. I think your secret is safe.

I mean, if you want to risk people’s safety on the road doing 70+ mph, why limit yourself to vehicles with SuperCruise? Why not do it to little old ladies with zero active safety features, or freshly licensed 16 year old’s with high nerves and sometimes dramatic reactions?

Maybe I’m just biased because I’ve never spent more than $18,000 on a car

Yet people still buy the Navigator when it’s just an Expedition underneath. And An MDX when it’s just a Pilot.