Shouldn’t be hard for Jeep, seeing as how they’ve kept roughly the same design for, what, 60-something years now?

Are you not entertained?!?

They’re gonna drive anyway. Might as well make ‘em pass a test. The bar can’t be that high in NY.

The banner image shows a remote labeled “BASIC Programming.” This had me really, desperately hoping that the Bosch fuel injection system (or whatever these had?) featured a BASIC interpreter, and you could program your car. I feel disappointed. *sad beeping noises*

We’re not going to talk about the hand-fitted headliner in the trunk?

Neutral: What would it take for me to buy a Jag? A few more zeros in my bank account. On the left side of the decimal.

Dude when you buy a car, does the contract say it has an AC pump included, or do you assume if it has AC as an option and it was present when you bought it, you need to get it in writing or they can remove it?

Is is there an actual physical dick that you suck when you blow Tesla or how does that work?

Do I think a used car dealership could lie? Yes.

IT HAD THE FEATURE!!!  The dude bought it and drove it and it had the feature.  The vehicle had been sold numerous times and Tesla is playing games.  How can you not see that this is purely on Tesla?

Let’s cut the bullshit... when Tesla sold the car, it had the Auto-Pilot and FSD features. Tesla undoubtedly knew that the car had those features. If Tesla didn’t intend to sell the car with those features, then those features should have been removed from the car while the car was in Tesla’s possession... once they…

What would be your actual point? When the dealer bought the car, the features were on it. The car was advertised for auction with the features. They were removed after the car was sold. That’s the problem. You’re claiming, on no evidence, that Tesla told the dealer in advance that the car they marketed as including…

Why not just ask Musk directly to suck his dick?

Only if the used car dealer was the one to yank the software. Dude, I love Tesla cars... but this is some shitty bullshit by the Tesla company specifically.

“As I wrote earlier, if this had been any other company than Tesla, everyone would assume that the used car dealer was at fault.”

The window sticker listing FSD and other options the dealer got from Tesla when they bought the car from them is pretty clear evidence that Tesla acknowledges that the car was sold to the dealer with those options.

No Tesla is just being a dick, the dealer bought the car at auction, verified the FSD and Autopilot were as advertised in the auction, there is a picture in the article the dealer took verifying the functionality. They moved forward and sold is on with the knowledge the functions were there. Tesla said after the fact…

We suddenly trust used car dealers now, do we? Or is it only when the trusting a used car dealer means that Tesla is not to be trusted?

You know... I don’t have kids nor will have any, but on rare occasion I think about the plugin version of these things. Because it would be kind of cool to have a big ass van to haul shit and yet also be able to use battery power most of the time too

The whole “minivans are uncool” thing is ridiculous on it’s face. You ceased being a cool person when you had kids, buying a tarted up wagon with plastic wheel arches isn’t going to fool anyone. Just get the damn minivan, it’s the best tool for the job.