Courtney Force is such a great race car driver name that it almost seems like a name a lazy screenwriter came up with for the lead character in a race car movie.

Fair point, but she is talented in her own right.

Sheesh, shes my age and has accomplished more than I ever will.  Good for her.

You sound like a poor! Just for that I just bought the largest Escalade I could.

My dream job is fired college football coach.  But fired CEO would also be high up there.   I am more than willing to get fired for a couple million payout.   Ford Stock would jump through the roof when it was announced that they fired me, so it is a win/win for everyone.

So basically, without the F-150 cash cow, Ford is a mess.  Sounds like they’ve been fucking up for a while then, and just glossing over it with truck profits.

Each letter was assigned to a person and they had to deliver it to the venue using Apple Maps to find it.

“It’s our compulsory duty to go forward together.”

I guess Tim Cook finally realized that the whole Apple Car program was based on someone’s typo of the Apple Care program in a presentation.  Oops.   

Neutral:

Your old life is gone, and you are now Jim Hackett, CEO of the Ford Motor Company.

Wall street didn't like Ford when they were making money. They apparently don't like it when you lose money also. Hmmmm

“If I was Ford this is what I’d do.

Jeremy will just drive his mustang through it. Have you learned nothing?

Just take breaks in between scenes and watch some SAW.

Grand Cherokee and Wagoneer are due out soon. Just because Jeep doesn’t leak like a sieve (like Toyota on the 86 and Supra projects) for years ahead of time, doesn’t mean they aren’t working on anything.

Lincoln SUV talking to Cadillac SUV:

I swear, Lincoln cannot design a wheel that looks even remotely good. 

I’d fix Cadillac by making it a more stand-alone brand. The Escalade is a huge hit, and I’d imagine it’d be even more so if you brought it further from “gussied up Tahoe” and closer to something more unique like Land Rover. Up the prices a bit. Do that with all Cadillac models.

I want a dealer that will either remove (or preferably not install) the dealer badges. I’m spending $X thousands with you, you don’t get free advertising on the back of my car. Also, they look like shit.