Here's one I really like: The Citi Forward card lets you redeem at $1/100pts on student loans and mortgages, and accumulates 5pts/$1 spent on "entertainment", including theaters, restaurants and bookstores. Amazon still gets coded as a bookstore, way back from its earliest days as an online bookseller. No…

It's still racist. If a white guy starts calling any things brown with a negative connotation by a famous black person's name then it's racist. "Man, I was just in the bathroom dropping Samuel Jackson at the pool." Same thing here. Whether it's accepted or not is a different thing.

Well, they're getting paid for that half hour at least.

No, no, you're misunderstanding, little lady. They're too enlightened to be misogynists. Leftists can't be misogynists. Could you host and make sandwiches for the revolutionary socialists meeting tonight, by the way?

Stop-and-frisk is only in Liberty City. I've heard that the SAPD is pretty trigger-happy when it comes to minorities.

So Stringer Bell?

Remember. Mainstream news complaining about Grand Theft auto is half of their marketing campaign.

I knew a parent who wouldnt let thier child watch django unchained because there was brief nudity. Took her to see texas chainsaw instead.

I'd say not allowed on board. No fly list for 5 years lol.

Sorry, no. Despite the fact that the United States and Europe have certainly been very interventionist (and often criminally so) in many parts of the Arab World, Egypt is not a good example of that. It is a country that has been politically independent for over 90 years, and has never been invaded or occupied by the…

"Hey, could you be careful with that pen? I don't want to get any ink on my arm."

Chinese for "Chicken Soup Lover"

They left a bullet shell in the rental car that was rented in his name?

Are you new to deadspin? perhaps from one of the other sites that takes everything super seriously?

The Face of a man who knows his race is screwed because of Perez Hilton.

The one I hate is when they ask you to round up your purchase to the next dollar for some charity or other. They did a story about one very large grocery store chain and found out the store was getting 90% of the donation. So they ask you to round up and you decline and look like an asshole who doesn't support…

"Fuck you, I'm a train", I believe he is saying.

I'm not an expert but I thought the screen needed to be higher to avoid neck trouble. Either way, I love this hack for its cost effectiveness.

Most accurate interview advice ever. Interviewers don't want the truth, they want all the shiny happy bullshit you can pile on them.

Bingo!! I too, have done that. I've realized it wasn't a good atmosphere for me and simply said "thank you for your time but I'm going to pursue another position elsewhere" It's AWESOME to be in that position and let them have it once in awhile since it's so rare. Many people would take the position because the have…