Thank sweet baby jesus I live in Texas.

For me I would add condoms, mouth wash, and some lotion.

What's up with that shoelace thing on the front? Any uses?

Is it true that there are websites were you can see people commenting suicide live?

That's just a trick, the reason is because iOS 7 has tools that make it easier for NYPD and other agencies to break into your phone.

I want to speak to a person live, not leave a message. :)

Real men play poker, not candy crush.

Al Qaeda in Iraq? You mean MKULTRAFUN on Gizmodo.

It's Gizmodo, not Natural Science

But she never was able to protect anyone.....the NSA was reading her stuff before yesterday.

First time in life where student loans come in handy.

The US must be a great place with first world amenities, without crime and horrible roads.

Pancho's in Texas does it...but you have to raise a little mexican flag instead.

Bar codes and scanning is considered geeky nowadays?

My dad still does the what's he's looking for + .com stuff. It drives me nuts. His new thing is "send a message to verizon and tell them the signal is not clear enouh. send a message to redbox and tell them the dvd doesn't work."

Internships now require previous experience, even unpaid internships.

That's due to the large network of alumni, there are so many of them that more of them are employed compared to other places.

You're totally right, I try to not make any emotions when people tell me "I'm attending the University of Phoenix"....lol one girl told me she got he BBA there and was about to start her MBA.

In regards to fake tans in a shitty economy, girl gotta look good when looking for a sugar daddy.

Fanboy? Gawd no, I fucking hate Apple. Cars can affect people other than the users, charges only affect the user.