Don't try to fight redneck logic with actual logic. It's not a fight that can be won, trust me.

"I want a pancake."

I'm from Dallas, but I'd argue that it's on the border. We used to drive to go to Waffle House.

Yep! I get that it's frustrated to do grunt work with no end in sight. But the way out is to do an AMAZING job at the grunt work, prove you can take on more responsibility, and then pull your supervisor aside and say, "You know, I'd really be interested in learning more about XYZ. Is there any way I could get some…

How much tequila would it take to do the same thing for Need For Speed games when the next one comes out? 'Cause that's, like, 14 games.

Ergo, enough time works.

Can I assume your chances are pretty low if you've booked via hotwire or priceline? I always feel restricted because of that.

A few years ago I was at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in D.C. for a conference. Without even asking, I was upgraded to a special "concierge floor." Once I got into my room, I started wandering the halls looking for an ice machine. At one point I tripped a buzzer from an electric eye that had been installed in the…

I got an upgrade last time I was at a Hilton after I found a bug in my room.

"Lawyers" is a growing field these days?

You button the top one, and never the bottom one. The only time its alright to button all the buttons is on a 3 button suit.

I didn't want to take it there, because I figured it'd be more agreeable to focus on ancient history, but I agree with you 100%. I wrote my freshman year paper in 2003 on the PATRIOT Act. It's scary what they can do to us now.

Donates soccer balls to developing countries?

It is really glorification though? Quite a few of us view these sorts of clips with a sense of superiority. We feel better than these people because we are not engaging in silly, pointless street fights. And we get to point out how silly they all look in the act. It's more akin to mockery in my eyes.

"For $31,000, get your FUCKING ass back in the game."

Now, in the land of Fu Manchu,

Comment reglarly, contribute something useful or entertaining (or both!) and hope that someone with more nerd cred notices and promotes your comment.

It's sort of like we're all contestants on the Hunger Games, but with less killing and more double entendre.

The internet, where everyone is 1/2 - Black, White, Indian, Irish, Middle Eastern, Gay, Transgendered, Midget, ect..

I used to use 1Weather, but uninstalled it because it became confused about my location when issuing weather warnings. I live at a high elevation pretty far from any coast, but would get multiple "Coastal Flood Warning" notifications from 1Weather. (I had never had any other location set in the app, or on my phone)

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