ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast
ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast
ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast

God fucking LOVES polka dots. Fact.

I do too. I would desperately want to believe my husband if he swore he was innocent. Desperately. I have an uncle who was convicted of child molestation. He admitted his guilt and is serving jail time. Because he admitted his guilt, he freed his wife to move on with her (destroyed) life. I can't imagine the

I think it's a bit unreasonable to expect her to fully admit and recognize the crimes of her husband. She is a victim of his crimes, too - in a different way. If I found out my husband of 40 years had done something catastrophic, I would do everything in my power - out of desperation - to find ways it wasn't true.

I'm the opposite. It's pretty rare that I'm a bonified "fan" of a celebrity. Are there actors, musicians, etc whose work I admire and enjoy? Of course! But I feel like being a "fan" is this whole other thing that requires a lot of effort and caring. Do I think Jennifer Lawrence is a good actress? Yes. Do I think

"Sexy Pennywise Halloween Costume"

Yeah, but you can write a book addressing that dynamic without throwing yourself wholeheartedly into endorsing it.

You can't implement corrective action without documentation. "Pauline" could theoretically contract Hepatitis C or other hardy blood-born illnesses from this encounter. Not documenting shit like this is a huge protocol risk.

Ou, I have not heard that yet. Off to google....

Me too. I don't agree with everything she says, but for the most part she's pretty truthful. I also like that she gives a lot of up and coming comedians a chance. Not all of them are great, but I would have never been introduced to Fortune Feimster if it wasn't for Chelsea.

Not gonna lie, I kind of totally adore this woman. Sometimes having literally no filter is a good thing!

Not to generalize too much, but honestly, being a (stereotypical, American, 21st century) guy sounds kind of horrible to me.

Exactly. I'm Christian, though I have never advertised my faith once. The way some (read: most) people do it is cringe inducing for the believer and pity for the "non-believer." Most people don't want to be bothered and just want to be left alone. No one is wearing a sign that reads "Please, tell me about your faith,

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

YES! I thought I was the only person who saw the mother as brunette Lily!

Which is why I always get irked when Matthew Weiner pulls his whole 'if the cast is not relating with/related to Don Draper in some form, they're of little consequence'.

It's really simple. Identify your goal, identify the investments which will get you there, invest, then leave it alone. When people talk about "investing" they're usually talking about retirement. So pick a path and stay the course. Ignore the noise, because that's all it is. If the market tanks, don't worry about it

"Who needs facts when we've got yelling?"

At least knee pits don't have much hair on them, so they're not a problem to deal with. I am sure there are undercover Dove operatives reading this post, however, who are even now creating ways for us to feel bad about our repulsively ugly knee pits so that they can then reassure us that they have a product for that.

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Which has always seemed like a direct rip-off of Jill Sobule's song of the same title, a song that is fun and charming.

..."what should you think about during your next shopping trip to make sure that your clothing is pleasing to God?"