You crazy person, you. Haha, no way—it's a great suggestion, and I know what you meant. I actually copied it into my idea list :)

I feel like I would just gridlock. Do I laugh? Run away? Laugh and run-OH GOD ENJOYMENT EVERYWHERE

Even if I swapped bodies with Gina Torres (which would be awesome), I still don't think I would ~*~LOVE~*~ my armpits. THEY'RE ARMPITS, FOR FUCKS SAKE. ARMPITS.

Yeah, I don't think it's so much necessary for us to learn to love every part of out body as it is to just learn to be ok with the fact that some parts of us are SUPPOSED to be gross. I'm sick of being told that I need to think every part of me (from my nostrils to my anus) is beautiful and perfect and deserving of…

I hear Loreal is working on a coloring solution. One day, one day...

"It was for my own good."

How nice for them. I just wish they wouldn't act out their "grappling" in the matter of fiddling with politics and imposing their views on human rights on the rest of us.

No way, I would let Oprah down any day over Ru! I would be a mess with Ru upset in my direction.

I really wish I'd known that rugged, masculine thinker was a career option. I'd have paid a lot more attention when my grandfather was trying to teach me about fly fishing lures.

I'd piss off Oprah. I have so little respect for her. Also, "her truth" is of no interest to me. I'll stick to the actual truth, and refer to the rest as "my opinion."

That's going to be my personal mantra now.

I would piss off Ru if I had to choose. I have a feeling she would be more apt to punish me heartily and then move on and like me again.

I'd go with Oprah. I dislike her since she used a friend's family tragedy for her show, against their explicit wishes. I wouldn't care if I annoyed her. Ru is a treasure and a ray of sunshine, I'd hate myself for pissing her off (since I would actually listen to her life advice to me anyday, anytime, anywhere).

I think the worst part about it is that, at the time, I was pretty vehemently anti Lisa Murkowski, 'cause nepotism, but surprisingly, she's actually pretty fucken competent. What was more surprising, then, was the idea that McCain was choosing a female republican politician from Alaska, and he picked Palin over…

Can we start referring to her as an Arizonan please? She bought a McMansion there and moved, I don't consider her an Alaskan anymore.

Am I the only one who thinks literally everyone they know is hotter now (early 30s) than they were in their 20s? I certainly am. By miles. You couldn't pay me to go back to the awkward desperation of my 20s. Helllllll.no.

I love being in my thirties. It's a way better decade than the twenties.

They don't actually eat the food, though. That would be very un-Chanel, non?