What would make it better? Have Stephen Colbert host.

Is this to punish her boobs or draw attention to them?

We need to stop putting anyone on pedestals to begin with.

I am still not sold on back necklaces. They look like they could get caught on things. Thankfully, ball attendance is not a problem of mine so this issue is not in my purview.

This is an extremely good point.

I know dudes like that. It borders on body dismorphia sometimes.

My first thought when I saw that PETA was involved was "so PETA is trying to have SeaWorld dolphins euthanized now?"

I'm torn because while I hate SeaWorld, I also hate PETA. I don't particularly trust either of them to deal with this situation in a reasonable, non-batshit evil way.

Yes, something of a fucking psycho.

I'll give you that what you are suggesting isn't impossible, but it is highly improbable.

I don't like killers, nor do I like the Palins, but I do like Alaska, Chocolate Cake and Beer. So I like you.

I want to be your Barbies.

omg chewing on Barbie's feet was so satisfying

No matter how awful your parents are, you still feel compelled to keep them in your life. It's hard and scary to think of yourself completely on your own.

Do you remember the episodes where he was on crank, and he crashed while taking care of his stepsister? That was terrifying.

True, she's been more successful lately, but it's not like he's Dean McDermott or the Patrick Bateman dude married to one of the Kardashians.

Who could be responsible for this?!?

Ok I will give this a shot for the umpteenth time.

Meh, they are OK in certain situations... like company functions where the other alternatives are Miller, Coors, and Budweiser.

Not conflicted at all, actually. Despite my unabashed love for Obama, there are absolutely things about him that I'd criticize quite heavily.