ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast
ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast
ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast

You can say 'love' with invertebrates. Observe:

"Eh, I'm only this thin to ward of creepy assholes who make disgusting comments to underaged strangers, so win-win for both of us today."

This study, I'm assuming, was done by the National Institute of Grumbling Sitcom Fathers. Next on their docket is Wearing Pants Too Low: America's Silent Killer.

No, I think she was actually IN the pedicab... or possibly the guy let her try riding it??

Last night a baby saved my life.

I dunno, it's cheesy but I actually find the Riverwalk really fucking fun and romantic. Getting drunk, strolling along the water to another restaurant to grab dessert under twinkly lights, stumbling back to your hotel for happy sex... /shrug

It's really a combination of body language and statement analysis for me. I think her denials are off, and when I combine it with the weird body language, it screams lying to me. I've been trained a bit in analyzing both through the military.

It's also entirely possible that she is a sociopath, an extreme narcissist, or is schizoid who just happened to have nothing to do with the crime. There is definitely something off about her, I agree.

I know that there's probably not proof beyond a reasonable doubt here. But damn, that woman's body language just jumps out at me every time I see video of her. It reminds me of Casey Anthony, honestly, down to the weirdly inappropriate behavior in the wake of a murder. I can't say that I think she'd be found guilty

I thought it was Lady Gaga.

More like ka ka.

"married with kids versus unmarried with kids is the difference between living in poverty and not."

What? So if I marry my SO and we have kids, this will provide blanket protection against life events such as lay-offs, serious illness, and other unforeseen events which can often mean the difference between living in

I've found that I can't focus on any words after the phrase "Rand Paul thinks..." anymore. It's just "Rand Paul thinks arglebargle fart."

You're not Anti-Israel just for not supporting occupying another country, no matter what a few loudmouths might say.

Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet. SodaStream is like 'Fetch', it ain't gonna happen so stop trying.

Better than "coke" for everything. MOUNTAIN DEW IS NOT A COKE! A SPRITE IS NOT A COKE! PEPSI IS NOT A COKE!

Payday tomorrow and I'm so sending Oxfam a few bucks.

Thank you! But obviously money is far more important to Johansson than you know, human rights and liberties. Shame on her.

Jesus, Johansson, you go the other way; you stay with Oxfam and dump the company riding the coattails of an occupation force.