Yeah, I mean, any time I've been around people like that (in entertainment industry settings), everybody is talking about that dude behind their backs and trying to figure out some way to avoid working with him in the future. Unless he is paying them quite a bit more than comparable stars, or work is particularly…

It is entirely possible to be assertive & polite at the same time. You don't have to act like an ass hole to assert yourself.

Can I teach "We don't fucking need that: listening to the partner who is better with money"?

Oh god, can't we just move???

"Cleaning behind the toilet- a necessary evil"

Oh there are definitely 200 and 300 and 400 level classes, this is just the 101. If you major in Being Married you can take exciting classes like "Real Apologies," "Talking About Feelings," "Picking Battles" and, at the graduate level, "Introduction to Inlaws."

You are a one car family. You were the last to use the car. Your wife expresses annoyance that the low fuel light is on. Explain why your wife is right or wrong to be irritated. Show your work.

It can be an extra credit assignment! I love it.

Going out with your friends and spending lots of money at the bar when we can't pay our electric bill is

I really like the "Why" tacked on at the end of #1! It's the "Whys" I truly want to hear.

HAHAHAHA!

My friend just told me that if you're pregnant with a girl, you have more morning sickness than if you're pregnant with a boy. I'm just having constant low-grade nausea but no vomiting, so I assume I'm having a troll doll.

You know, I'm saving my ire for people who are actively working against gay rights. So Sherri doesn't like gay people. She thinks they're going to hell. So what? Her loss.

I think GT poster fall into two camps: "My life sucks soooo much, feel sorry for me!" and "I am the most militant Social Justice Warrior on the Internet and you all are bad, racist ladies!!"

Thanks. I'll work hard to do better at making your free entertainment meet your expectations.

My husband and I have been wondering what to name our future boat. "Penis Captivus" for the win!

Man, when it comes to funny, Mohr is less, amirite?

But their donuts are the best ever. So at least there is something on their menu that can be eaten. Mmmm honey crullers.

My first thought was, "The Prancercise lady had a baby?"

She will never not be Mary Camden to me.