Please tell me the cameras were rolling when Kim opened this present, and it will be on next season of KUWTK. Also, please tell me Jez will post a clip of it because I've yet to see an episode of that shitshow and I'm not sure when it's on.

I so wish I had one. As it stands, I just want people like pharmacists to do their job and despense meds. They can save their judgement for church.
Can't help but wonder why this med is not out with the aspirin thus avoiding the pharmacist.

And it's not even a leap year. Criminy.

I really liked the way the original Degrassi covered it. One of two Christian, previously anti-abortion twins got pregnant at summer camp. I can't remember if it was Heather or Erica who got pregnant. The non-preg twin was initially against the abortion but eventually decided to support her sister and accompany her…

Indeed, many overlook that the Robertson boys are country club preppies in swamp dawg drag. It's the Red State equivalent of trustfundfarians.

I said the same thing in another comment! They're doing what we in the South call "puttin' on" - calling them "rednecks" is giving them FAR too much credit. They're hustlers.

It's like the Honey Boo Boo family doesn't even exist. (Why aren't we talking more about them in the wake of this scandal? There you go: a real life "redneck" family who are also cool with gays and haven't said any horrible racist shit either! There's your topical clickbait essay!)

I think you're giving them too much credit. I think they're doing what rednecks call "puttin' on."

I don't really know what this tells us. My husband's name is on our car registration, but that doesn't mean I didn't play a huge role in the purchase. By the article's methodology, he would be counted as the car "owner" and my contribution doesn't register. I'll bet people are just more likely to register family…

Somebody is obviously on SomewhereOutThere's lawn.

First of all, as noted in the post, Chiwetel Ejiofor is not "African American." He is British. Second, I am not a "fucking millennial." Pull yourself together.

banks should automatically issue new cards to their clients who were compromised. and yes banks know who they are. but that would mean that banks care for their clients! Ha ha ha

A friend in nursing school has apparently noticed this trend and will go into it in great detail if you let her.

And what's wrong with just toast! Are you implying that my piece of bread and its toppings require another piece of bread to be happy?

They're called breasts, Mother.

This guy has the sign up sheet.

It's all right, man. One day we'll get the fedora back. For the people*.

Big Father is watching you.

I think that is WAY over generous!

B and C list of the cast (Thomas, Edith, Mrs. Patmore, and Branson)