Starring Carrie Underwood!
/fuckmegentlywithachainsaw

That latter one is a macroagression for sure.

If bodily integrity were off the table, jobs would be a lot more important to me. That's an issue that men simply don't have to worry about the way we do.

Let me explain why the idea that women vote emotionally is offensive. Firstly, it implies that women are somehow less intellectual and logical than men. Women vote with their fickle, soft feelings, while men weigh the pros and cons of a candidate's fiscal, international, and social policies. Secondly, it implies…

I notice the Serena Joys of the world are always weirdly undeterred by their own rhetoric - though I'm guessing that Suzanne Venker and Dr. Laura and Phyllis Schlafly and all the rest would be about as happy as Serena Joy if they actually got the world they were wishing for.

Yoooo, NOT BLINKING. If you're doing Christmas properly, with wine, 'nog and everything else, blinking lights are just way too hypnotizing. Also, eventually nauseating. Keep that shit steady since I'm not, right?

My (totally unfounded) theory is that nudity for cheap stuff feels trashy and more objectifying. When it's for a luxury good, it feels more like it's supposed to be art, or telling you "this item is so luxurious you'll want to feel it directly on your skin". It's the difference between this:

I have no love for the MRAs either who usually are usually women hating gay men.

And wash the dishes....

I would love to see 300 John Cusacks with boomboxes.

John Mayer. It will probably be not terrible and your 'would you rather' scenario makes it sound like we do this only once?

Depressing but true :-(

Mine drives like an old man, but I'm the best at parallel parking.

Or mine. Because damn, dude. Brakes.

He has clearly never been in a car with my husband.

You suffer for your craft, Kate Dries.

Dear Hobby Lobby,

Why?

In that case, can one of the Kardashians please start humping evolution or global warming?

Aw, sad (that they didn't kill off everyone).