John Landis is 100% right about Hollywood not making movies any more. They make 1.5-2hr long advertisements for corporations, or just redo movies which have already been done.

If she isn't "suitable" she would not be able to make the team that's why there are try outs for sports.

I am so glad that Kim Kardashian is having surgery behind my back. Cause knowing her, she might feel compelled to go under the knife on tv.

I'm a former lady of Texas, and I donated! Not a whole lot, but I've given to Fund Abortion Now (also part of the Lilith Fund) this year as well. Texas will always have a place in my heart - and I may even find a way to move back one day if they go blue.

Yep, and Elizabeth Warren is the right woman for the job

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Jimmy can't even get it up without Viagra.

Drake will always be Jimmy Brooks to me.

I do not care for Adam Levine. As in, he should just keep his mouth shut (although, there are a few Maroon 5 songs I tap my toes to) and remain shirtless at all times.

I really want a woman who dated him to come on here and give a personal account now. I wish for this to happen.

Claudia Kishi, Victoria's Secret Super Special.

I read an Atlantic piece earlier on this douche canoe and I had the SAME THOUGHTS when I saw his face! Like... he has the creepiest personal aesthetic and countenance possible; why would you ever take dating advice from him?

Yeah, hiring a women-focused PR firm sounds a lot like the Palin nomination:

Don't feel bad, Madeleine. I look like a sad, old vampire clown all the time. If you own it, then it becomes your signature look.

I don't know if I'd want to work for her (probs b/c I'd never be that organized, ever) but I loved Miranda Priestly. Lady knew what she wanted, and did it with the fierceness of a lioness wearing two tiger skins.

I really don't care as long as said boss
1. Treats me like a damn human.
2. Is accessible.
3. Knows about what I'm doing.
4. Doesn't smell funny.

I really enjoy James Blunt's ability to make fun of himself.

you're mental. miley cyrus smoking pot in AMSTERDAM where it's perfectly legal has NOTHING to do with your asthma. it's not "wrong" because you have asthma. I'm an atheist and the only thing I can think to say to you is "Jesus Christ"

That last scene was the convo I had with my now husband when we started hooking up. BEcause that's all it was supposed to be, a one night stand thing. Well here we are 6 years together and recently married. See you guys, casual sex = marriage ;)