1) Benedick (Sense of humor, handsome, brave, smart, and totally in love).
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Am I the only one who has a problem with the idea of laws tailored specifically to the needs of the wealthy and privileged ?
Right. How about keeping up with contemporary tastes by offering real meat? :|
"Daddy"? "Sleeping pill"? Eeew!
And what is the punishment for corrupt politicians and corporate marauders and banks that foreclose on houses they don't even own? Do we get to withhold their food? Anything? Anything? Anything at all?
Was it split pea? Cause that will kill you.
My doorman will still side eye me if I buy any of this stuff, though.
Psst, Miley. This is how you trap a baby.
You can't hug a baby with nuclear arms, man.
I don't have a strict opinion on condoms in porn because I don't really know enough about the health issues involved. I think we actually need to hear from doctors who are unaffiliated with the porn industry (or anti-porn groups). What I will say is that I don't like the argument made by the porn industry that they…
Oh those are her baby bumps. Don't worry, People will have this covered.
Seriously. I used to think that "I am rubber and you are glue" was a truly clever rhetorical strategy, but then I finished third grade and moved onto other things.
I'm in the same situation as a 2009 college grad. While I do use my degree I gave up on my aspirations of working in a creative field for something more practical and while its not amazing, it pays my bills and allows me to have a life. When I hear people bitch and moan about lazy millenial special snowflakes I want…
Someone give this woman a raise because there's no way anyone else could do it with a straight face.
Do you have an alternative you'd like to propose that's similarly catchy and specific? Because, I quite like that Jezebel doesn't normally sound like a Women's Studies lecture.
She always says nice things about you.
The writer needing to define twerking made me laugh too. Of course, it's not as bad as the writer from Tuscon saying that she needs a year in a convent.