ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast
ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast
ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast

They eat you alive!

I love when bookstores separate "literature" from "fiction."

Oh dear, War and Peace.. I almost know the first chapter off by heart I've read it so many times. I just never manage to get much further - but I am determined to read the bloody thing before I die.

I don't think men are getting worse, it's just these few idiots are getting louder. Plus, their message is so crazy it gets attention, kind of like a trout with three eyes. It makes the news but doesn't represent the majority in the lake.

I don't think men are getting worse, but I do think the batshit awfulness is getting worse - politically, socially, racially, gender, you name it. It is like these sectors of society that have hidden their hideousness, now feel empowered to come forth and proclaim it with no impunity.

Sure dude. Make some more helpful videos, and in the meantime I'll be over here with my vagina working on a Ph.D contributing (hopefully) to a solution for world hunger. I'm not so sure I believe in God myself, but s/he can sort it out later whether or not it was a good idea for me (and my fellow lady colleagues) to…

And that's why we went to war with Iran.

1. Take $25

THIS girl will never forget. That whore over there...I don't know about her.

I know, right? I feel anyone I was actively fighting with who asked me to sort out our issues on a cliff would be met with a "why don't we do that while I cling to a chair in a crowded Starbucks?"

I doubt I could watch the ceremony, as I got a bit misty this morning when the NPR news update mentioned it.

AND she was feeling sassy/pretty in a white dress? Just how clingy/gauzy/diaphonous was this? And how much leg was she showing? Won't somebody think of that poor teenaged boy being subjected to her pretty sassiness?

Meghan McCain is a spoiled little rich girl who thinks she's rebelling and being edgy by wearing a lot of black, drinking Jack Daniels, cursing, and making vague "rock n roll" references. It's so funny.

If by spend an evening you mean be in the same general vicinity as him while he jizzes into a turkey baster, and this was necessary for repopulating humanity.... ehh, humanity isn't all that great anyway.

I'm gonna go with assistant manager at Best Buy.

Guy, if it comes out your dickhole and it's gold, it's not semen...