The name demands red velour outfits.

Maybe... two people have died in the house (of old age- nothing horror movie-esque) but they were apparently *really* Catholic- so I kinda thought maybe it was just prudish ghosts?

No.

My house has a history of spooky but mostly explainable events (there was a breeze! kind of things) but this one... well, I've got nothing:

It's cool... I dated all of them for you. You didn't miss anything.

Jinger was the name of my dog when I was 7.

Nope. It's not time yet.

Yes, I think sighs are feminine thus it should be la (unless it's plural in which case it would be les)

"Le sigh."?

Our Ken was headless so his name was Headless and he also owned no clothing. All the Barbies thought he was crazy but he was actually an undercover cop.

Wow. It's, like, subversive and shit. He knows how a woman (all women) are feeling.... but feelings are the domain of us women. So, he's not really for the patriarchy.

Walking by VS store locations and AF locations makes want to vomit. No more scents. Just sell crappy clothing okay? Stick to what doesn't make people puke.

Whoa. I'm a satanist? Why am I not more successful? I sold my soul to Satan for this?

The color is stunning! Sounds like a beautiful peacoat (wool?)

I think that it's the alleged rapist (I could never be a journalist. I wrote alleged with sarcasm oozing out of my head) family ties to political power that brought this to the spotlight.

I want to run the lapel through my fingers to see if it is as soft as it looks.

I'd cry but because my hair is WILD and if it were short there would be no simple way to attempt to manage it.

See, I was thinking about pulling a dove from my vagina but your idea is much better...

What?!? Y'all had access to a pool! No pool at CMS or CHS!

She also had pimples... that went away when she laid off the junk food.