You forgot loyal- they'll hold on to your mementos for YEARS.

Flashback! Video Dating! What goes around comes around...

So, I'm...uh... frugal and I love these shoes. Any suggestions as to where I can get similar for less than say, 50?

No worries, ma cherie! I'm actually on the generational cusp between the two (so... in this dudes mind I'm a slacking, entitled snowflake?) but it's pretty clear from my position in the world that both stereotypes are inane and that people who actually think that those stereotypes are true are equally inane and not…

FOR SHAME. GO BIG GREEN!

Sure. Neither of those generational stereotypes are idiotic...

Were you a warrior or a knight?

Unless Erin is dating a lot of younger men- it appears that the kidult she was dating was one of your generation. Maybe he was just too lazy to bother to learn basic life skills? That's what y'all were known for, right? Slacking?

Right? Bloomberg! We also have Ugg Boots! C'mon over!

I LOVE the orange bag- it's the shape though. I hate the color.

I ask myself something like this all the time! "Why can't I be a liberal version of the walking asshole that is Ann Coulter?"

I know, right? We should be happy that they actually know what the internet is.

I *think* so?

Not that Slate was ever a fabulous mecca of progressiveness but...

I read that lyric, "Let me get in your birthday suit" and was like...

There was the boss who would cuss my out over the intercom (for things I hadn't done!) at Jo-Ann Fabrics.

CatAss, you know I love ya but only one of the worse hats.

If I were a single lady I'd beg you to send the home repair, alien-loving dude my way.

Wonderful comment!

I love that show. AND Gale Harold.