I'm married to a firefighter/EMS worker and I second this.

Wait. What? I thought we loved to jump and do cartwheels in white pants and twirl in white summer dresses.

I think it's the narration. Soothing voices telling terrifying tales puts me to sleep.

"roots jutting out from her blonde dye job as black as the recesses of her soul"

So, you're saying I should have many men because Science?

http://www.xojane.com/issues/tuesday…

Selfie Soul Imprint is the name of my future band.

That hussy! He can never unsee that!

OH NO! She just blocked "THE ONE" from her sons' facebook feeds! Now they will all die alone.

I like this "natural" trend *if* it includes going without the Abercrombie cologne and that crazy loud dance music. Just walking by Abercrombie gives me a headache.

I was amused that his list includes politicians. My thoughts:

His sperm is altruistic. He, on the other hand, is just an asshole.

My hubby can sympathize with you while I compete with Colin Hanks for all the typewriters and records!

That was my trapper keeper one year. Sniff.

Full time at $15.00 an hour is $31,200. That's before taxes are taken out.

I want to live in this dream world too!

A "gold-medal-level sleeper," Lindy?

SO MANY BOBBY PINS

For your "eyes" (Sorry, I couldn't help myself! The quotation marks are calling me. It's "CATCHING!")

("Comment") "Education" should "not" equate to expectations from "women." Only "men" are allowed to "expect" things. It's "Masculine."