I'd "give" you some "aspirin" but I'd probably need to get to an "airplane" to do it.

"No" "obviously"

I think that's why they use the term! Which one is more titillating:

Holy crap when did XOJane start featuring substantial content?! Mikki Kendall?! Mike Brown?! Zombie debt? Financial Planning? I swear the last time I was on it it was all beauty tips (and I wasn't in the beauty section)...

He'll love it :-) He *might* accidentally hang up on you though- what two year old doesn't love to touch ALL the things?

Your mother and mine should go bowling ;-)

Oh! The fun! The judgement! Being a young, single mother was a laugh a minute riot!

I admittedly have a blind spot when it comes to Miley Cyrus as she acts and looks a lot like my sister when she was 20...

Maybe rejecting sexy and cute is empowering?

Ah... but if you were a ghost journalist Nick Denton would have to pay you ALL the money! You'd never have to stop and sleep AND you could go places no one else in Gawker Media has DARED to go! (Bill O'Reilly's basement?)

Do you use clips or hair bands or ? It seems like my hair might (or would probably) tangle around a hair band- or is there a specific non-grip (non tangle?) hair band that you recommend?

I have never thought of washing my hair in sections. I think you might have just saved hours of my life in hair control time. You are a genius. Thank you.

Seriously, what about maternal death rates? Or infant death rates? High rates of child abuse? sex offenders?

"and are getting a lot out of the emotional interactions as well."

Well, if anyone can figure it out it would be Dr. Reid...

That idea with my morning coffee?

I grew up in a household where my mother would come into the living room and announce, "I have gone a-gusher!"

I cannot believe I forgot to include Maddow.

Can we compile our own list?

Bwahahaha- my glasses are how skeezy men hit on me. "I always had a thing for the sexy librarian..." (Blurg)