I like money.

I love dogs, don't give me wrong, but really… I don't think it's unreasonable to have a rule about "if you lick your own ass, you're not allowed to lick my face."

i'm sensing the potential for a version of that old Sting song with the lyrics "do the Russians love their children too?" "Do the Iraqis love their dogs too?"

James Joyce is alive and well, and he's being paid by the click.

Damned right. Invade Titan and take their oil!

You're right. There's no point in the government spending money going anywhere that has no oil.

...that, and I don't recall anyone ever hating on Battlestar Galactica because most of the people from the 12 Colonies sounded vaguely Canadian.

If I ever win the lottery, I swear, I will pay William Shatner to recite the lyrics to this song.

Isn't the whole argument about precession and "your sign his changed" a little bit disingenuous, since both astronomers and astrologers have known about it since before there was an actual distinction between astronomers and astrologers?

There is a response to this article:

http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/ohm…

Apparently all the objections to astrology presented here have more clear-cut responses than most of the people using them are aware of.

Do hetero women ever say: "I only take big dicks."

A group calling itself "Conservative University" has a grand total of three videos up, all bashing feminism? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

Just a hint for your next video: if you want to have either a debate or an "uncomfortable conversation" about something, you need more than one person involved. As it stands, I'm not entirely sure to call what I just watched, so I will refer to it as "uncomfortable quacking."

There already IS a decent Star Trek Into Darkness Blu-Ray that takes care of a lot of the deficiencies in previous releases. It's called "Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan."

The entire F-Scale concept is weak and inferior, and must be crushed immediately.

Hey, that's twice in a row you didn't use "cunt" while making your argument. You feeling okay?

I admit "genetic memory" sounds dodgy, but what about this...?

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-25…

Phrenology is still a thing?

Your mom makes $100 an hour working on the corner.

I believe that "keep pounding away on a bad idea until something comes of it" is how Tommy Wiseau made "The Room," and is why Octomom has 14 children.