This reminds me of a lot of the art I used to look at when I was a teenager, except now it no longer gives me a +2 Staff of Hardwood.

And yet Count Chocula and Frankenberry still won't publicly acknowledge they've shared the same castle for over four decades now. We've come so far, but we're not there yet, people.

I wish I played a musical instrument, because "The Smaller Triangle Of Acceptable Men" would be a fantastic name for a band.

is there anything resembling a definitive guideline to what Marvel can or can't use of their own in their movies? I know the Kree will be in the upcoming GOTG film, so does that mean Marvel movies can use the Skrulls even though they may generally be considered FF bad guys? And what's all this nonsense about two…

Y0u've totally won me over with your thoughtful rebuttal. Where may I subscribe to your newsletter?

Yes, obviously, because everyone who disagrees with you must, by definition, be a moron. Because generally speaking, Aynholes are usually convinced they're absolutely right about everything... and they mus be, because Objectivism is a closed system, y'know? No need for debate here other than the whole "Ayn Rand: Great…

Even Ayn Rand needed Medicare eventually.

If Ayn Rand wrote Harry Potter, it would've taken The Sorting Hat a 90 page speech to make each of its decisions.

Sure, you didn't have a problem with it when the wrong person occasionally gets executed. But hey… "Offending your core principles"? Now THAT'S a problem.

this sounds a little like me before my first cup of coffee kicks in every morning.

"Why do people have to poop?"

Earth is merely one of the dried-up, rubbery Jell-o cubes at the far end of the buffet... but eventually, our time will come too.

But for all the great designs, nothing can erase the eye-frightening horror of Crusher and Troi's workout gear.

CORRECTION: I believe this region of space was originally discovered in 1999, on Futurama:

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol.

Bwahahahaha yeah sorry all my choices were take already.

Show-stopping? As in "dear sweet Vishnu, make this show STOP?"

Star Wars VII: The Wrath Of Jar-Jar

9) Why are people so compelled to click on articles consisting of numbered lists? The answer (and these adorable kittens) will amaze you!

You know, in an Internet filled with shameless click – bait headlines... it is really refreshing to find a truly honest one. Yes. This IS everything I ever wanted to know about emu poo.

it's refreshing, for once, to see a galaxy that's actually willing to enforce it's dress code.