Something like this should be the easiest no-brainer way to get daily returning traffic with minimum effort. Hey AvClub, you hiring?

Total respect for using “fremdschämen.”

You’d almost think that everyone in the world except for American politicians have read and understood Sun Tzu’s Art of War.

Will they be fixing the lousy transfer from the previous version?

Will they be fixing the lousy transfer from the previous version?

... probably in audio book form. Reading is for hippies.

8 Track cassette player.

Well of course you’re going to deny it’s a real thing. You’ve been hypnotized by the chemtrails. Wake up sheeple!

NOTHING DEFEATS THE PENIS would be an awesome title for a pornographic sitcom, BTW.

David Lynch. Awww yeah.

why does it seem like all the Democrat scandals are opposite-sex, but most of the Republican sex scandals are same-sex?

Dr McBroom could've easily made a few extra bucks by adding "… And where to find them" to the end of the title and reselling it to a men's magazine.

Don't sweat it if and when that ever happens with your kids. My children gained a fuckton of weight after I had them neutered, but they're still precious to me.

My wife is an immortal from the planet Zorax. She has saved several solar systems with her dancing and vocal skills, and she gave me the planet Neptune as a wedding present. L'vrg'glrv supports me, our children (all 23 of whom who were born three sectons later) are gods, and like you I'm not lying or compensating for…

My kids are as dumb as a bag of hammers, but even they can tell you're full of crap.

I believe that if men got periods, the soundtrack to all PMS/"masculine hygiene" product ads would sound like this song.

It's even better if you mute it and listen to this while watching:

Better luck next time!

RyanAir: future home of "urine in a bag" if I ever use them…

Ah yes, the old "but men can be victims too" defense. That makes it okay, sure.

It would be wrong of me to point out that, about half a menstrual cycle ago, you wrote: