None of these weapons were the result of an arms race, either, as is the case in Bioware's MMO Star Wars: The Old Republic where both sides are trying to outdo each other. Most of these superweapons are Imperial things created during the movie era, and apparently totally unnecessary since they weren't used until much…

Probably from his wife.

(rimshot)

Probably from his wife.

(rimshot)

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense." -Mark Twain, or so I'm told. Yeah... I say even The Truth has plot holes in it sometimes.

This is not the first time he has informed us about the habits of bears:

I'm pretty convinced The Puppy Bowl is rigged too.

Will "Age Of Ultron" be featuring the same terrible porn-style music that clip used? Because that actually suits the personal cinematic vision of Scarlet Witch I had as an adolescent.

Word.

Has Icelandic gone out of its way, deliberately and officially, to be different... like the Academie Francaise is with French? A lot of technical terms like "neutron," "transistor," or "mutation" seem more or less universal across Europe, but Iceland always has its own word for these things.

Well of course... isn't "disbelief" (in this context) a belief itself... that is, your belief that those who believe things you don't believe in are inherently wrong?

Sure. Why should religion get all the crazy bullshit stories?

I have no problem with a black Human Torch... but a 28 year old Mister Fantastic??? Oy.

"GMOs are tasty!" said my sandwich.

As a child watching this, I learned an important lesson: Robots Can Make You Cry.

Now, Skeeter...

Now Skeeter, calm down...

I wondered about that. But hey: no reason they couldn't have habitable moons, right...?

Okay, how about "it was a performance piece, but some performance pieces totally suck"?

Nah, never mind. Shia's an idiot.

Wrong century, but still the undisputed champ. 1984.

I hate how over-commercialized Festivus has become. The holiday has lost all of its original meaning.