“A spacecraft travelling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in one of its sleep chambers. As a result, a single passenger is awakened 60 years early. Faced with the prospect of growing old and dying alone, he eventually decides to wake up a second passenger.”

SJP has always been very fit so this is just bizarre.

Do you realize what it costs for someone to die?

Alright, stop.

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking…

People don't seem to get that bodies aren't people.

Especially in death. Nobody has agency in death - agency requires an agent, but in death they’ve ceased to exist.

I’m going to be that person but I know a lot of people who started uni at 18 year old and had a boy/girlfriend long distance. None of them were still together a year later. There is a really solid chance they’d have broken up after about 3 months of her being in Sheffield and him being in Corfu.

As long as they never consumate the marriage, he can be engaged to the lady as long as he pleases.

you don’t get to make decisions like this for a dead person

As funerals and tokens after death are for the living and not the dead, this doesn’t bother me (and clearly it’s about me). Hopefully this helps the parents and boyfriend get some closure and move on.

I had a family friend who claimed his good black buddy Earl had no problem with the word “nigger”. I offered him a substantial amount of money if he would conference me in on a phone call in which he called his good black buddy a nigger.

THE BLACKS LOVE ME. Especially when I call them “the blacks.”

“Why, some of my best friends are—”

Every movie I’ve ever seen says that your genetic engineering will absolutely fail and they’ll eat you and then they’ll eat all of us.

What a sweet idea! With a lousy outcome!

we NEED pictures

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Let’s all go and see Jennifer Lopez in Vegas

Keep in mind, dream guy is exactly that. I’m sure he’s amazing but he’s also a human. If you were married to him and met your husband as a new guy, very likely you’d feel the same way about him as you do Crush Object.