What’s MFA?

My sex dreams are never pleasant. The worst was Woody Allen - he was doing that fourth wall/talking to the audience thing he does in Annie Hall throughout, and there was an insane amount of lube. He just kept slopping it on while he talked.

Yeah, my stepmum likes Steiff bears, but they hers all look like lovely vintage/antique things. I doubt she’d be interested in something like this, although no doubt Pokemon collectors will snap them up.

What happens in the comics?

My ideal solution would be to have it as an option in a hardcore/survivalist mode. That way you can play the game without it and know that you won’t accidentally bugger any quests, but can switch it on for that extra immersion/challenge if you want.

How do you change the settler’s outfits? I’ve also heard you can arm them too but I haven’t been back to a settlement in a while to figure it out.

Plus on here it’s been described as a virus that boosts your vitality, but doesn’t make you immortal. Makes sense that being infected would instantly heal you of any other illnesses, but a bullet to the head would still take you out (the way the Countess killed the other vamp).

I only really feel sad after sex because I know I have to go pee/queef it out of me and my bathroom is the furthest room from my bedroom and I just want to snooze. Seriously, it’s downstairs and at the other end of the house. Life is hard, guys.

I watched this once and realised half way through that I’d watched it before and had forgotten everything about it. Then I read this article and realised I’d forgotten everything about it AGAIN.

Genuinely considering getting the handbag right now. Is it actually horrible and my taste levels aren’t recognising it? That happens to me sometimes.

I liked it! Didn’t keep me up for days or anything but definitely solid I think.

Where I live I assume most of the pavement has been pissed on fairly recently. No way do I keep my shoes on in the house.

Because love is irrational and usually sucks. A week doesn’t go by where I don’t think “you’re so lucky I love you already” when my cat wrecks/pukes on something.

No but I do have swollen, crusty eyelids. :(

Started seeing someone but haven’t gotten to the point where I’m taking off my makeup before I fall into bed with him, and now I’ve got eczema on my eyes.

I’m one of them! Seriously, I didn’t even bother doing the maths on that story so assumed they were $1 out because of the credit card charge. I survive by double checking everything constantly (with a calculator) when I need to. I don’t mean to be so shit, but for some reason my brain just refuses to process numbers…

I can’t think of anything more disappointing than a rack of chicken ribs.

Slightly related bit of trivia (because learning is fun): that whole “uterus shuts down in legit rape” thing was bastardised from a study of women waiting to be executed during the holocaust. The gist of the original study was how women stop menstruating during times of extreme stress (I believe the Dr would pick…

That actually sounds really interesting. Also, how pissed off would you be at that guy??

Whenever I’ve given a non-gamer the controls to any open world/sandbox type game they always either kill everything around them or find some weird way to kill themselves. Glad to know it’s not just my family and friends.