Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

there’s no way she’d be an object of heated romantic interest in the real world

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.

He reminds me of my dad. For him, internet is this nebulous thing that he doesn’t understand. He thinks I am addicted to it and need help. Like, I should go to a clinic for rehab.
Oh , dad. That’s not really how it works.

I’d rather see “child of a Pinterest mom”.

At my ex boyfriend’s MFA show, a woman neither of us had met before came up to me and started talking about how I would have to quit my job and start managing his art full time. Even though he’s the one who took the ‘business of art’ class. No idea what my asperations were, what my job was, no background at all.

I really don’t see much room for commentary on women’s success here, though, accidental or otherwise. It’s more about how social media and presenting an idealized image of our lives has become so all-consuming.

If you mean every line is a gift that you should let wrap you in a warm embrace of brilliance THEN SURE ITS HEAVY HANDED.

Seriously. I do not understand it.

I rarely think this about Jez articles, but I wondered how something so badly written on such a dubious topic could have made it onto the site. I know there has been staff turnover lately, but sheesh!

I bought an airsoft gun once that had clearly been refurbished from overseas and after whatever translations it had gone through, the English packaging’s general warning on the box was “Do Not Point at the Creature.”

I feel like a lot of heartache would be saved here by people just adopting a pet.

I don’t think anyone really should throw shade at a film like this made in ‘77. Let’s face it: the conventional wisdom at the time was that girls didn’t really like shit like this. Much like comic books these were adventure stories mostly for boys. But we’ve grown up a lot since then so it is wonderful to see the…

Your post just reminded me that my mom once knew a couple who collected fuzzy animal slippers, and named them, and whenever they got a new pair, would take them to the closet and introduce them to all the old pairs. Yes, these people were adults.

Just to clarify, I would not fuck Ditto the Pokemon.

Steiff is no more a toy company, they produce collectibables.

Doesn’t really looks like it was crafted by master artisans, or at the very least it’s indistinguishable from something that was mass produced a factory.

I want that coat IRL right now.

I got some nice Chameleon stuff that helps with Stealth stuff but overall now I think I am going to stick with this as my armor.

Eurgh. The armor situation in Fallout 4 is a mess just because of how much of a pain in the ass it is to sort through your inventory.