He’s a ridiculous candidate and a despicable human being, but there is definitely a lesson that candidates who aren’t sociopaths and bigots should learn from Trump: There’s a lot of people out there who prefer unrehearsed gibberish to a well constructed thought that comes out rehearsed. I’m not saying someone should…

Did anyone see the portrait of Donald Trump painted in menstrual blood? It gives me feelings. Like on the one hand, HAHAHAHA, but on the other hand he doesn’t even deserve the attention.

I’m trying to pitch myself here because I’m a bit fed up in the greys :(

Why are we making excuses and ignoring the victim here? She was sexually assaulted. She was naive, vulnerable and inexperienced and this trust was abused in the most heinous way possible.

Yeah, really. UKIP failed, and failed hard. For anyone reading who doesn’t know, their leader had his pick of seats. He picked the safest one he could. He was so confident that he’d won, he invited journalists to his pub celebration before the result was even announced. He failed to win that seat. His resemblance to…

Why on Earth would you think a good representative of England would be to rehash an article from 2013 ? This week in UK politics has been supremely hopeful, for the first time in a long time with the election of Jeremy Corbyn .

my favorite dumb blonde joke response is from national treasure dolly parton. when asked if dumb blonde jokes bother her, dolly said, not at all. cause first, i know i’m not dumb, and second, i know i’m not blonde.

In honor of Kylie’s new hair, here’s my favorite blonde joke:

Wait, so this guy at the end of the story was swindled out of $27K by Trump, and STILL wants to vote for him because “he says what he means”???

“I feel it’s really important that we make fun of everybody,” she said. “I think [what] brings us together and unites us as people is that we can poke fun at all of us.”

Why does not wanting to fuck a fat person have to be for reasons like you “don’t want the stigma to rub off on you,” or because you don’t like your own body, or because the media says it’s “not cool”? There is nothing wrong with not wanting to bang a fat person because you simply aren’t attracted to fat people, or…

Yoko Ono is no better than the “Secret” people. No, you don’t get world peace if enough of us visualize it and project it and piss it forward or whatever the terminology is. ETA: I first wrote “world piece.” Not proud.

Daryl who? It's Glenn that's the perfect post-apocalyptic boyfriend. Ready to commit, willing to talk about feelings and I bet he'd go out to loot you some tampons

So my parents had rented roadhouse on VHS and I found it and put it in the VCR: it was the very first time I EVER saw “sex” outside of the cartoon character depictions in the book my mom used to explain it. It was that scene where he opens the door to a closet(?) and a gnarly dude is giving it to a girl from behind.…

they better not fuck this up because Road House is, essentially, a perfect movie.

It’s like a less fun version of Jenna Marbles’ drunk make up tutorial