She would look horrible in this dress pregnant or not. If you think that’s fat-shaming, oh well. I don’t really have to cut her any slack, she knows how to dress herself for her body type. She’s looked awesome-while-pregnant repeatedly. This is not one of those times.

All of these are great, but the guy driving off with his much-screamed-for pizza still on the roof of his car is my most favorite.

Looks like she’s about to lip sync for her LIFE.

“Give? Such a womanly concept. I don’t give, I invest.”

So is Ronda Rousey and that doesn't seem to affect her marketing. Read a book.

... What’s the market value of a woman’s orgasm?

never 4get

At least he is going for cake instead of dog shit this time.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

My family originates from Irish peasant stock, which contributes to a somewhat no-nonsense attitude to death. When I was about six, my grandfather died in Ireland. Far-flung sons, daughters and their families gathered for the funeral.

When my son passed away, he was 14 months old and a friend had brought his young daughter up from KY for the funeral. It was late January and she had never seen snow so she started doing snow angels and playing in the snow at the cemetery. The other kids who were there were looking at their parents for the same…

Alright, I obviously was not there, but this is one of the best funeral/memorial stories I’ve heard to date:

FTW: my husband and I went to our former boss’ mother’s funeral. After his sister read a ‘poem’ about their mother—which was just a ten minute long list of things she liked (She liked the color blue. She liked smoking cigarettes...)- our former boss stepped to the front of the room and hit play on a small, old school…

More likely - Bryan Randall emailed you earlier this month.

The tousled hair, the Kurt Cobain sweaters, the goofy smile - yep, Tate had it.

im actually personally offended that tate is #2