Oh man, I would shut that one down. Beside his grieving widow bringing a date (they now have many guns, a few snakes and one child together) our estranged mother refused to attend because it would be “too hard for her” but she DID send a letter to be read in which she said she first knew true love between a mother and…

Looks like he learned from the best.

Right!? I hooked up with a guy who had STRENGTH tattooed across his lower abdomen in gothic letters, and it took me aback just because the guy had such a baby face and that was his only ink. If he had taken off his shirt to that lion I would have left in hysterics.

This makes me much, much happier than it should. The idea of Ed Sheeran randomly living his entire life just to irritate you is so much better than the idea that he’s doing all of this because he thinks it’s a good idea.

As an undergrad geology student, I had a prof who told us a story about visiting part of the Canadian Shield. They’re out looking at some rocks, and a tourist thinks out loud, “I wonder how old these rocks are!” My prof is like, “3 billion years old”. The tourist has this look of wonder on his face and says “Wow, how…

When I was in college I spent a semester in Europe. My mother was telling our neighbors about my trip, and told them that I had visited Germany and went to the concentration camp in Dachau. The neighbor lady (a grown-ass woman) asked: “They do tours there? Don’t the prisoners care that people are coming just to look…

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

but I do wish that a black woman had the chance to cover this subject because she might have offered something a bit deeper than: Oh shit, this looks cool!

I haaaaaaaaaaaaate this

Shia LeBouf will RISE AGAIN.

There’s no evidence that the cloaked person in the photograph is who left a bag of raw meat at a playground. I read the original article in the local newspaper. Someone found a bag of raw meat. Two weeks later, someone else saw and photographed the cloaked person in a yard in the same neighborhood. Someone thought, I…

First thing I thought of is that this person is trying to lure wild animals to the playground to feast on the succulent toddlers.

Why do I feel like I just watched someone commit suicide?

She should have shared with people!

If I kak first- I’d like my ashes to be made into a diamond... Then MrGhostBoobs can give me to his next old lady (without telling her, natch.)

The 90s seem like just yesterday. Can’t believe it’s been 60 years already.

You don’t sound very American. Probably support some Communist/Socialist/Democrat/Muslin.

Well, what we’re seeing right now, we’re seeing Bible-believing Christians being persecuted for living according to their faith

I never said people who get therapy are supposed to get thin... You’re twisting the argument. I know that people with eating disorders deal with it their whole life. What I’m criticizing is that as far as I know, she’s NOT dealing with it, just accepting it as par for the course.
And you’re right, I don’t know exactly…

I love Tess Holiday, I think she’s gorgeous no matter what size, and as long as she’s physically healthy that’s all that matters. That said...