Omg YES. She totally does. Te half closed eye really sells it.

and then yoko appeared!

Take them to school, dipshit.

I don’t want to start a “religious war” here, but the constitution places that right into the context of a “well regulated militia”. Regulation (such as licensing) should be fine. It’s explicitly there in the amendment.

“I saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday,” he continued. “The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety.”

I’ve been toying with the idea of “gladenfreude”, where I try to find vicarious joy in other people’s good fortune. But that can wait until tomorrow. For tonight, my friends, we freude the schaden. (I mean, if I can barge in?)

*whispers* dementia

YOUR REAL MOTHER LEFT YOU IN A HOTEL SAFE

safes are where you things you want to be safe

The CBC headline on this made me think that the parents dumped the baby in the safe and took off. So after thinking that it somehow seemed not so bad that they just put it in there temporarily and then fled the country.

‘Who has two thumbs and wants you to step on their nuts in high heels? THIS GUY!"

Oh yeah, that was the best (ie: ridiculous). He sends her a Facebook message out of nowhere, in which he suggests she’s “the one” and that they should swing by a drive-through wedding chapel. Then when he gets called out on that fuckery, he quickly pivots to: “I was trying to become your friend because I believe I…

These dudes do NOT have homies. They do not have friends with wives. They do not have friends with girlfriends. They do not have friends who talk to their own sisters or mothers (except to ask for caretaking). The easiest way to get this way is to be socially isolated. And the easiest way to be socially isolated is to…

Dudes call your fucking homies out when they act like this. Make him look like the asshole that he is. When one of my girls is being a horrible bitch to someone I let her know full stop. I’ll be like, “look you have no right to treat anyone like that. Now go eat some pizza and take a bath or something and get fucking…

Oh goddamnit. This guy is really spiraling. It took ten days from his first FB message to what happened today, I was watching this intently on Twitter because it was just proof(validating) that men are completely incapable of hearing NO. And now I’m seeing this last tweet...holy shit this guy is unhinged. I’m glad to…

This story gives me chills. It’s such a textbook example of a guy who can’t take no for an answer (much less take a hint, as so many women, unfortunately, prefer to give in the interest of “niceness”). So many of my girlfriends (and I) have horror stories about men like this. They are really scary. If dude reacted…

THIS IS WHY WOMEN ARE AFRAID OF MEN. We get messages from men who think they deserve our time and a response just because they have a boner. When we politely decline, they lose their shit. When we ignore them, they lose their shit. When we tell them we have a boyfriend, they lose their shit. And then all of a sudden,…

“BUT, BUT, BUT MY BONER!”

Mantrum: man throws fit because woman does not instantly seize upon his attention like a barnacle to a slave ship.

I forgot that I shared a birthday with Madonna. Anyway, yesterday was my 29th birthday. I was born on the 9th anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley. I found out that Elvis Presley’s second and third toe were webbed on each foot, just like mine are. This can only mean one thing: I am the reincarnation of Elvis…