I think he discounted it because it didn't raise his total hit points, but rather gave him ten extra on top of what he already had. If it had increased the total pool, like levelling up does, he'd have accepted it.

P D Shoot is, I think, a hero by any definition that allows for fictional characters.

The most nail biting thing, exge of the seat thing I have watched in awhile! I was always looking forward to Sundays to see what happened next.

“Guy” seemed too impersonal for a person we’ve written about a few times, and “YouTuber” made the headline awkward, so we went with something that honestly reflects the awe I have for this run.

You’re back! And better than ever!

There's a giant pile of bowling balls in the parking lot of a flea market strip mall near my work. There's a sign on it that it's a protest for peace. I don't get it at all. When I tell people about it they say no no no, they're cannon balls. No. I know a pile of G.D. bowling balls when I see a pile of G.D. bowling…

You know what I love about this drink? You can make it without buying any super expensive alcoholic beverage I’ve never heard of!

it works as reflexology

This is rather.... aggressive for a masturbation song. If you rubbed it out to the tempo you’d burn your clit off.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

‘What do you want me to do, fire them?’

isn’t anything + porn one circle?

Yep, nope.

This article is nonsense, and it’s bad reporting.

“I always make a point of disclosing I’m not looking for anything serious[.]”

All the men I’ve dated/been friends with are super emotional and fall in love quickly. In my experience, looking at all my girl friends, men want commitment faster than women. All my married friends had boyfriends who wanted marriage and babies in the first months and had to spend a lot of time convincing their female…

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

“What if you were a horny average-looking teenage girl in a boring Florida town? What if you got the sense that everyone thought your horniness was a sign of your own lack of self-respect? Wouldn’t it be awfully intriguing to come across Peaches-a hyper-sexualized near-naked woman, grunting and dirty-talking and…

It’s kinda creepy when someone keeps crushing on the fifteen-year-old version of their fifteen-year-old crush for twenty years.