Pan pizza inside the pillow case

I do actually have a hat exactly like that one — And you can’t help but feel absolutely ridiculous in it! RIDICULOUS! It is now an "ornament" #everyoneshouldwearhats

thats better, like 100% better

ok, i don’t buy it, he doesn’t fit this writing role

legitimately thought this was a whale a first glance

Holy. Shit.

I mean I wouldn’t call a baby a “cancer case”....

Hate to be a buzzkill ladies, but what about breast, cervical, and liver cancer? (Spoiler alert: risk of all is increased with prolonged use of OCPs)

I’m getting a tattoo on my inner arm next month and my boyfriend asked “Are you worried about it stretching if you get bingo wings?” and I just don’t even know where to start with telling him why that question made me uncomfortable. Like... a) no and b) no and c) hell no and d) I’m going to feel shitty about my body…

OH OKAY.

Whenever someone brings up the arm-flab dilemma, I put my arms up like a body builder, and tell them “whenever I feel bad about my arms, I remember what I named them. Paul.” Kiss the right arm “McCartney” kiss the left arm, “WINGS!” shake both arms furiously.

It makes people laugh so now I know they’re thinking about…

The husband’s an idiot for not getting his wife the help she needed, and instead doing what her disease asked him to do. It is challenging to have a suicidal spouse — you love them, you want to do what’s best for them, and sometimes they get turned off of the mental healthcare system because they had a lousy…

As I have asked previously, why do you post this at 8pm Friday night instead of , say, 4pm when I could get the ingredients? I'm already drunk on the couch at 8pm. I'm 45, I'm not putting on a shirt and going to the supermarket.

Oh my goddddd I needed to post this somewhere... (from HuffPost comments)....

I try not to rage at much...but “you cannot rape your spouse” has me fucking furious right now.

I am not in the any way defending the woman in the story. But why don’t all those restaurants in the south call it “dolphin fish” instead of just “dolphin?”

I had a coworker who, upon finding out that I was a vegetarian, asked me if I ate some particular kind of fish. I said no, and chalked it up to people like your coworker. Then he asked if I ate bread, and I realized he was just an idiot.

I witnessed a vegetarian/pescatarian discussion over an after-church family brunch between several teenagers that degraded into a joke about being a “pussytarian” which prompted the joker’s 6-year-old sister to immediately start shrieking “I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY PUSSY” at the top of her lungs in defense of…

I can understand the sentiment behind it, but then again, there’s already a word those who eat fish, but not other meats. That would be a pescetarian diet.