ChineapplePunk
ChineapplePunk
ChineapplePunk

Anytime I talk about EDM I just pretend to hold a headphone up to one ear and say “you know....the nts nts music” So I have been practicing for years.

Seriously? It totally does!

Also, doesn't this legitimately look like Bradley Cooper? Who is allegedly a good looking guy even though I think he's truly horrible and not at all handsome.

He looks like a Juggalo at his “straight” job as a Best Buy salesperson.

I’m not sure there is a better argument for the need for facial hair for some men than in Kit Harrington.

I absolutely just CANNOT understand this.

I don’t for one second believe that he doesn’t think he did anything wrong. I think he doesn’t give a fuck, but I think he knows it was wrong. He just thought he was above getting caught.

Dying amid shame and disavowal by everyone is the least he deserves, and I hope he feels every minute of it. Let the ostracism begin.

I don’t hate PewDiePie as a person, I just hate his videos... And don’t watch them. Kinda amazed that these people complain about how much he makes, then go onto his youtube channel and make him more money. I wish I made as much money as him, but I also wish I could live in space with no consequences.

As I enjoyed a family 4th, my MIL decided to break out the “I’m voting for Trump” card. As people regained their composure and asked her why on earth she would do that, the response was along the lines of “Because he is a business man, and seems smart.”

After more stunned silence, the responses letting her know that

I hate to defend a puppet like Jeb Bush, but that last tweet is one helluva low-blow since Trump is effectively saying that because Jeb is married to a Mexican woman, he won’t be as tough on border security.

2 things that may cause Pinkham to re-grey me (assuming that’s possible):

Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.

Some of these customers really need to learn when to keep stuff private. Like raw cake batter...whip up a cake mix and eat it at home. Hell, a lot of the brownie batter doesn’t make into the pan when I bake. Want to suck straight caramel sauce out of the jar or bag? Do so at home, treat yo self. You can even find

Sounds like he though you were cute and didn't know what else he could possibly say in a parking lot, and came off like an idiot. I'm a glass half full kinda chick though.

Fake Detective

I want to watch a buddy cop show about her and Rachel Dolezal. Rach is the tough, take-no-shit, blackface cop. She doesn’t need a gun or badge; she’s got her bow and arrow and her race card. Belle is the freewheeling hippie cop with a tragic secret: she’s dying of fake-ass cancer. Together, they must team up to fight

Ooh; she is good! I have to wonder why these people agree to be interviewed by her, but then I realized that they are probably mostly narcissists, and even though “the jig is up” they still need the fix of public exposure.

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No, Tara Brown needs to interview every single person from now on.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”