Instant classic “Seven Days”, you mean, surely? In the UK, you literally can’t start listing what you’ve been up to during the week without provoking a chorus of “and we were making love by Wednesday”.

The comments on the source article are so paint-by-numbers MRA libertarian bullshit, that I honestly believe that most of them have to be satirical.

This is obviously just a Ladies’ Night-style gimmick to get more women to show up at a Doctor Who-themed bar.

OMG IS THAT PAUL RUDD?

I just spent an inordinate amount of time on that website, reading the profiles and googling their crimes. It is INCREDIBLE what some of these guys are looking for and think that they deserve. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so nauseating. Its totally disgusting that these guys are even allowed to have dating…

I am seriously impressed with his high standards:

Sure, Chris Brown is “strong and powerful,” and he used that strength and power to beat the living shit out of a much tinier woman. I get so fucking sick of people saying people are “good” and have “good hearts” when their actions so clearly scream otherwise. No racists and no homophobes don’t casually use racial and…

From Time:

Or, Robert Rodriguez left his wife because he is an adult who makes his own decisions.

And I haven’t yet found the words to diplomatically say, “he’s a mediocre father who was there for me some of the time, but definitely loves me, and I also do love him even though he is usually the child in all of our interactions, and doesn’t have a problem expecting his daughters to mother him.”

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

The original communist theorists argued that race was a social construction used to exploit the periphery, and that human progress could only be possible if distinctions based on race (or gender, or ethnic background) were erased. All governments that adopted it were of course racist (and sexist and elitist) as fuck,…

Every one of the drinks I’ve looked at on this site involves making a syrup. I don’t want to have to cook* to make a damned drink.

I recall a couple of sad friends at the entrance of a festival one time trying to figure out what to do with their pipes. I was just like give them to me, give them all to me. When I was done they thought I was magic.

I mean I have vaguely sexual fantasies related to rubbing quarters all over my body but that’s because I never have any and I like to park my car and wash my clothes sometimes so quarters are, like, v. desirable to me.

What I’m saying is this challenge gets me off but like in a way that feels empty and sad after. When…

And when I sort of slouch and hunch my shoulders up and forward, I get that little hollow in my clavicle too. These are all bullshit standards of beauty but this one is especially eyeroll-worthy to me.

Im saving this for future usage.

How about you be able to take some helpful criticism?

Mature, Clover. Grow up.