If your goal here is top point out the flawed science behind this stuff, good job. If your point is to confirm the stereotype than appreciating wine outs for elitist snobs, you hit a home run.

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

Saying you prefer $8 wine to $40 wine, end stop, is like saying you prefer $8 sweatpants to a $100 dress, end stop. Like, duh — you use them in different ways, and they are appropriate for different occasions.

When I got to the Mike’s Hard Lemonade bit and realised I was only a quarter way through, I decided to go the TL;DR route.

You can have my cheap wine when you pry it from your cold dead hands. Because in this scenario, I have murdered you for touching my wine.

The only advice I can give about learning to appreciate more-expensive wines is the same advice a coke dealer gave me when I told him I had never tried coke:

This is the longest “WAHHHHHHHHHH” I’ve ever read.

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

It’s time for these settlements to come out of the cops’ pension funds. Watch how fast the “good cops” police their own.

Can’t do it. I only have one tit. Thanks, cancer!

No. You aren’t dating them anymore, they aren’t family, and it’s none of their business. Why would you?

This is the first time I’ve felt disappointed in a winner.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

I really wish I liked her music, because she sounds like a normal, appreciative person who respects her fans. Is she an acquired taste like hoppy beer or sushi? Is there any hope for me?

Silence. The Swift heals all with her magic, and wonder. Feast your eyes.

Water people, oh, just wait until you get to the poop people.

I... what is even happening here?

You should read my book: “The Chocolate Diet” and my follow up “Cake is Good Food.” I’m currently working on “Candy, It’s Not Just for Breakfast Anymore.”

All breastaurants are bags of dick for sure, but at the same time it’s kinda weird to make a claim of appearance based discrimination against a company whose raison d’être is appearance based discrimination.

Mariah didn’t need a filter.