I’m guessing that there isn’t even a chase scene through backyards in which Bodhi (in disguise) THROWS A PITBULL AT JOHNNY UTAH!!! This remake will be an abomination, mark my words.

There should be a law (a la Poe’s Law or Murphy’s Law) about how any ridiculous/horrible reality show concept anyone can come up will eventually become an actual reality show. Here’s one I just made up (and brace yourself because it is truly horrible, even as an imaginary concept I just made up):

Without knowing the situation in his family, I think it’s also not fair to the parents to make statements like these. How are Marcus’s grades? Did his schoolwork or family obligations suffer at all when he got into Hearthstone? Were there previous gaming-related incidents that caused his parents to dislike the hobby…

How could a glitter dick ever be sad?

sure why not

I'd ask to see the ring and puke on her hand. Game. Set. Match.

THIS. What is the obsession of getting married to someone that doesn’t want to get married to you? I can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than begging someone to propose. If you’re that desperate to get hitched, switch the gender expectation!

An ultimatum proposal is the most unromantic thing I can imagine,…

*Nope not changing her fucking name.

Exactly. Mariah Carey does this all the time. She’s by no means fat, but keeps insisting on wearing garments two sizes too small for the size and shape she actually is - because I guess she thinks if she can get into that size, she is that size - and the end result is that she looks three times bigger than she is.

Similar story!

I’m not mocking her body shape at all. I’m simply stating the truth: that dress is not flattering on her at all. Her boobs are popping out, for fucks’ sake. And her armpit flesh as well. Just because you’re in denial of the size you truly are, doesn’t mean you automatically become thinner by barely squeezing into a…

I didn’t see any mocking of the body shape - the dress DOES look painful and ill-fitting.

You're a sweet and thoughtful friend:)

If she cared you would not be in the bridal party. Don’t slouch! Have faith that other people noticed you were tall eons ago.

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

Oh, my sweet summer child.

That's adorable!

I thought incidents like this were the stuff of myth. When my best friend got married, I even felt bad I was taller than her and tried to find ways to make myself seem shorter so I’d not take all the attention.

‘Most of my comments are just sticking up for my beliefs.’ And you're doing such a good job!

These people constantly insinuate that liberals are inept, incompetent pussies, and if you can’t see the bitter irony in the segment you need to reevaluate your life buddy.