While we definitely need more all-female comedies to exist and I will say how excited I am for the female Ghostbusters to happen, must we have more “female versions” of movies? Can’t we just have some original ideas?

You actually typed “White Knight”.

Christ you are an asshole.

Well if nothing else, I can totally understand why she wouldn’t respect you. Or anybody respecting you really.

Vampires can be killed with wooden stakes. Writers can be killed when you attach scare quotes to the word journalist. The more you know!

I get why it had to happen, but I got a chuckle out of that too.

“Joni is not in a fake coma,” her representative said. “She does, however, still have a pretend disease.”

You have to ask? It's the internet. It's out there somewhere.

I once took off a flap of skin an inch long on my knee because my razor slipped and I was like ‘Oh God, this is it, this is how it ends, I bleed to death in my bathtub and everyone stands around at my funeral judging me for my chronic failure to woman’.

I can do lipstick and flicky eyeliner but heels are my nemesis. And shaving. I always thought that women in shaving ads who have perfectly smooth and shiny legs had probably been rubbed up and down with baby oil for hours before being put on camera but I patted my friend’s leg the other day and it was so alarmingly…

Because social skills get more warped the farther down the ladder you go.

you didnt mention anything about the bonus 600 achievement points

I’m not sure I have ever read this many strong opinions about pedicures.

Because it’s adding a female character as the *default* option.

I know that when I think of “gender-neutral”, I think of a guy named Steve...

I don’t know who you are or what your feet look like. Calm down.

Well, I suppose it’s for new players in general. Seeing it in there as a default might be more welcoming to a new, female player. Which is good considering Minecraft has a large female player demographic.

Crazy idea: maybe every woman in Chicago who visited this place leaned right into the two-way mirror and popped a zit or picked her nose, eventually they would take it down. ALL OF THEM. BE GROSS FOR GREAT JUSTICE (or your own amusement)!

Can of black spray paint. S’all I’m saying.

It’s a band aid type solution to this asshat, but gotta start somewhere.

I recently got invited to a destination wedding and had to decline. The bride sent me a text a couple of weeks later asking why and “Think of it as also enjoying a short holiday”. I decided honesty was the best policy and texted back “I just can’t afford it. I’m very sorry.” She texted back “I wish you could come, but…