Dude. I LOVE the Pyramid Collection nonsense. If I had the money, I would go around looking just this side of a woodland glen all day every day.

Or like someone threw rolls of 50’s frou-frou curtain and bed-sheet material at a bunch of models and it landed kind of like this. These women are tall and thin and yet look (to me) rather drowning in fabric. I can’t imagine what someone without a coat-hanger figure would look like in any of these unwound bolts of…

Stevie Nicks Bridal Collection!

Sorry, I’m not seeing it. You know what these look like? You know those catalogs you’ve never signed up for, but magically show up in your mailbox quarterly? Full of weird, hippy asymmetrical dresses that lace up and shit made of velvet with Mandarin collars? Like, Pyramid Collection shit? That’s what this looks like.

I give up. Which one’s the glaring error? I think a lot of this is unwearable. Interesting, but unwearable. My vote is for/against the peachy thing with the unfortunate neckline and two poorly placed ruffles.

If I was 60 pound thinner and had a breast reduction, I could rock this dress like a motherfucker.

I don’t know about anyone else, but we’ve watched it together a few times. Im kinda proud of it ;)

Which one?

Went to Greece, both Athens and Santorini - fucked like rabbits, drank like fish.

Just got back from our honeymoon. It was adventurous during the day (usually we would do some activity whether it was snorkeling, scuba, riding elephants etc in the morning) and the afternoon was for fucking. EVERYWHERE. We had a suite that had it’s own little pool, banquets, day bed with canopy, so we had a goal to…

Made a “special honeymoon video.” Anyone else? C’mon...

We did it a lot. Like LickMyRedVelvet, we were in a tropical location with a private hot tub. The hot tub was great for foreplay but we too decided it was no good for actual P in the V action. That was the only time we’ve ever had sex completely outside though, and that was awesome. There was a little couch nearby…

your casual use of “cromulent” embiggens my spirit.

Is there evidence that the police removed her clothing? I know that there is corruption but that seems really far fetched to me. It is really hard to take clothes off of someone who isn’t conscious. Maybe they cut through her clothes to give her first aid? Unless the mom was there, how does she know exactly what…

It’s not that people don’t care about audio quality - it’s that the difference between Tidal’s audio quality and its competitors is negligible to all but the most discerning ears with access to excellent audio equipment.

i bet you a $1 its going to Death Mouse, too much cheese

I feel like I’m one of the few people that download all their music from iTunes. I probably spend about $10-$20 a month, which really isn’t a lot and just makes my life so much easier than trying to finagle a way to get free music. Also, I like having all the album artwork on iTunes, for some strange reason.

I was 20 and he was 22. We got married on Valentines and then had a 9 day honeymoon at Caesars Palace in the Poconos. Since I was basically an adult child, I was obsessed. We had the fancy room (thx dad in law!) with a pool, sauna, champagne glass hot tub, it was INSANE. We went at it like rabbits the whole time. Also…

Honeymoon was a tropical paradise resort. Felt no pressure to do anything else but eat, lounge, swim, drink and fuck. Our room had a patio with a little private pool. The patios were private, so we would strip and swim naked. We tried to fuck in the pool one night and were like, “Yeah, water and sex doesn’t work very…

Literally 100% of this is going on my Wishlist.