all babies look the saaaaaaaaaame

My sister and I are 22 months apart and we’re best friends. My Dad, a doctor, read that children around the two year gap have a tendency to produce the closest relationships and happiest families somewhere.

My mom had me and my two sisters close together (18 months and 20 months) apart because she wanted us to be close in age. If we were close in age to each other, we could wear each other’s clothes, go to the same schools at the same time, she wouldn’t have to put baby stuff in storage and being close in age usually…

This little bit of Hollywood history, be it true or too good to be true...

I was with some friends in a bar and this douche started hitting on my friend and being a real dick about it. She was trying to be polite about it, but I didn’t feel any such obligation. So I whispered something in her ear about him and she laughed. He saw it and replied, “If you’re mad that I’m talking to your friend…

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

That Rihanna burn just changed my life.

I mean it sounds a lot better than the real reason, “we can’t return personalized crap.”

Definitely the best one yet! (Honey, it's not a make under at all, it's perfection.)

it helps that her skin is AMAAAAAAAAAZING.

Agreed. She looks the same and yet more awesome.

Damn. What I have learned is that red lipstick looks kick ass on everyone except me.

This is the perfect makeover.

I've lived alone for over 30 years (with only a year of roomies) and prefer it. It's SO peaceful. But I am in people intensive professions and have wonderful family and friends. I can't understand NOT reveling in it!

I've been living solo my entire life (once I moved out of parent's home). I can't imagine living with other people. Some days you just want to be naked all day long and jack off whenever you want multiple times for hours on end.

People seem to take Youtube personalties WAY too seriously these days. Idiots on all sides. Jesus.

You forgot the "REMEMBER EVERY DAY THAT IT'S FUCKING AWESOME" in massive letters at the top.

I poop with the door open.

I think living by myself has turned me slightly feral.

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.