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You know what I don't think I'll ever understand about men who hate women? Why the fuck do they want to be around them so much? When I hate something I don't get angry when that thing I hate tries to leave me.

Maybe local news. But even then...

That's never made any sense to me. I'm glad it's gone. Not that it affected me a whole lot.

Someone on a train once gave me shit for reading "Through the Looking Glass" because "it's for kids." I responded with, "Yeah, and what are you reading right now?"

Objectifying women/consuming material that objectifies women in a public place is, in my experience, not at all uncommon. And giving zero fucks about it always seems, to me, like an act of hostility. It's certainly nothing worthy of respect.

Truthfully, in the last year of my life I've run into an astounding number of people who are functionally illiterate. Not in a 'oh, they just don't read' but in a 'oh my god, you really can't read the words on the page and someone has to help you with it and you're over the age of 12'. It is both sad that the world

I was a bit exasperated back in 2013 when Miley Cyrus said she felt like she was one of the biggest feminists in the world. Then I read Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture by Ariel Levy. I know that's quite the title, and I feel a little weird even typing it, but it was a hugely beneficial

I think it's because most of the writers who write in English have European backgrounds, so if they base their fantasy kingdom on Europe they can imbue it with more verisimilitude. I'd love some more diversity, but unless someone has a deep background in a culture, a fantasy world based on it can come off as being

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

What a novel argument. Please tell us more, only through this kazoo.

A friend of mine went backstage at a Tom Jones show, and she brought along an extra pair of panties for him to sign. He did. Never asked where/how she displays this souvenir.

Then go watch her comedy special on Netflix.

Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love is one of my favorites. Ok, it's a romcom, but I'm sorry, I will watch the scene with him and Emma Stone all day long. Also, his reaction to Steve Carell pulling out a velcro wallet is everything.

Dead Island, Dying Light, Dead Rising, Lollipop Chainsaw, The Walking Dead, Dead Nation...

Okay, query. I wouldn't make fun of someone for the way they look, if they look like an unaltered human. But plastic surgery that makes a person look not-human might make them fair game. Case in point, this lady. But when Renee Zellweger debuted her new face and websites said, "Wha-huh? WTF?", people rushed to her

Still being reminded of this:

Uhhhhh that individual is not 26 years old.

Yes. If The Walking Dead were first made today it would be Ze Walking dead, and would be an all french cast.

you can go even further with that; the movie is bad because the books were bad because they were based on the twilight books which were also terrible. You can only pile shit ontop of shit so far before you have to stand back and admit that your tower is made of crap.

To discredit their "cause" and show just how absolutely moronic they can be. If Kotaku praised their cause, it'd be a different story, but Jason took an investigative approach to see if their claims held any merit.