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If that's "a bit more like the real deal" I can only shudder and imagine what the other mod looked like.

So, "I'm bi except the term 'bisexual' isn't inclusive enough"? Doesn't that imply that transsexual people are something other than the male or female they identify as? I think using the term "pansexual" is offensive and exclusive toward trans people.

Well.... I didn't need to see that.

"I'm Bat-Hat-Man, ma'am..."

It kills me that Warner Brothers actually has the two most qualified people to be running a superhero franchise not working on any of their superhero movies. It'd be simple. "Okay, we'll give you one of your crazy movies for every superhero you bring to the screen."

One of my favorite stories about Shackleton is how in 1917, after three years lost in Antarctica, he asked the station master when and how the Great War had ended. To his shock, the station master informed him that the war was still raging on, adding that, "millions are dead," and that "Europe has gone mad...the world

It proves that if Bjorn wants the last chocolate donut, you give him the last chocolate donut.

Is it worse than getting your face sawed in half and slip off exposing your brains or being gutted?

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OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

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Unpopular opinion: Tom Hiddleston ain't shit. And that photo is a total boner killer.

Sherri Shepherd entered a contract with this woman and backed out of it. I fail to understand how she is not being held accountable for her actions. She appears to just have skated away from the entire thing without any reprocussions.

Girl, you have a birthday every year! Do it up! Plan something big, email your people and say, "I'm really feeling like I've done such a good job of being [whatever age you are] and I can't fucking wait to nail being [age+1]; come to this place at this time and let us celebrate another trip around the sun!" If you

I understand the urge to mark a transitory moment in your life, but there's something almost realborns-level of uncanny valley to marrying yourself. Throwing an enormous party, going on an amazing journey, starting a new career, buying a ridiculous car, getting a tattoo; there's just so many other ways to commemorate

There is a level of self-involvement here that I just cannot abide. I'm 30 and single and not really looking for a partner, but not exactly turning down dates, either. I am medium happy with myself and my life. I would be embarrassed to "self marry" and all of my friends would rightly make fun of me and call me dumb,

I cannot support that last paragraph enough: if you're one of those people who's obsessed with planning a wedding with no spouse in sight, JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY. You don't need this Marry Yourself nonsense, or to latch onto someone you won't be happy with. I repeat: JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY.

I do forum based tech support for a living, let me run this through my batshit-to-logic converter and see what happens.

also let's remember that this song has given us the best lyric of all time