"You don't know how to rez anything. You don't know anything. You don't have a house, you don't have anything. You're two days old. You don't even know how to run your computer. You don't know how to get into stuff. I'm trying to help you, but I mean i—, y'know, I don't understand you. At all."

I don't think the point is that they are making you perform the action. It is that it is a stupid place to put a button prompt. The whole scene is basically a cutscene but they decided to make it interactive in such a stupid way. You can walk around and stare at people but it doesn't mean anything. You can ignore the…

I think if he paid respect and attempted immersion it probably wouldn't be as funny.

weird how when it's conan pointing out the dumb awful shit in videogames everyone else takes for granted he's not flooded with death threats

Amoung all the other things noted for why this doesn't work, he attaches toys to the front grill of his truck. That's literally torture.

Well I guess that would explain all of the fucking musical numbers in this season.

Oh we aren't going to show the best celeb family picture? Fine, I'll do it

I do. I do.

yes! which one????

God bless awkward children who grow up nice-looking.

I tried to quote this once while drunk and ended up saying "there's a wet toddler in my pants."

Welcome to the club, Cumberbitch.

If there is a tape of him actually saying this stuff, I'll pay money. I'll pay ALL my money. I'll give a first born child. I don't have any kids, but I can find some. Srsly. Can we get him to say this stuff again, very slowly...???

Because you can be critical of a medium without having to do something within that medium. A movie critic doesn't have to make movies. A book critic doesn't have to be an author. An art critic doesn't have to be an artist. A music critic doesn't have to be a musician. You can have the educational background to…

Exploiting? I mean, teenagers have crazy hormones, but they aren't mindless animals. Men aren't slaves to their dicks, and are easily capable of turning away from her channel (or simply not donating/subscribing).

Riiiiiiggghhtt, must have finally got tired of having to try and moderate horny nerds obsessing over women's bodies on Twitch. Because we ALL know girls were just screaming at dudes to whip out their dicks the way guys were freaking out over girl's tits...

As I'm confident they already didn't allow women topless on there, this seems perfectly reasonable. If we're going to continue down this path where women's breasts are sexualized and banned from public viewing, the reasonable, equal response is to demand the same of the men in the same situation. So sure, this seems…

A vague morality clause which can easily be molded to the moderator's will, what could possibly go wrong? I'm sure Twitch will continue to be a paragon of levelheadedness and even handed rule moderation. Likewise, I'm sure that this won't affect streamers in any way and everyone will continue about their business.…