Abort. My Mum had an abortion when she was a teenager, and because of that decision she was later in a position to meet my Dad and 3 other children ended up being born. Abort, because I like existing.

My stepbrother's wedding was vintage tea party themed, and the reception was outside on some posh grounds with lawn games. The hung giant picture frames from some trees at different heights and had fancy dress stuff where you could get your picture taken. Haters gon' hate - that shit was magical.

Not available in my country :( Can someone tell me what happens? This happens to me a lot at work so any suggestions for rebuttals are always welcome.

That's hilarious! Does that sort of thing happen a lot? If you've got any reading recommendations I'd love to hear them.

Woo hoo! I love the idea of donating an umbilical chord. Not sure if this site offers any help for US readers, but the Anthony Nolan foundation can help with donations in the UK. Also you can donate/help without having to get up the duff. :)

A couple of years ago I was living in a second floor flat with my cat. I had the window open and the cat would usually chill out by the open window.

Controversial opinion: This show was shit even with Rivers on it, and it's a shame that she was lowered to doing that kind of crap. I didn't watch every episode religiously, but the jokes were always such low hanging fruit that I really expected more of her, and it didn't help that Kelly & co. were hooting at every…

Full disclosure: I know sod all about computers.

Tbh the only reason I clicked on this article was because that was the kind of story I was expecting.

The stereotype for rejected women I think is the Bridget Jones model - wine, ice cream, sloppily singing along to "All by myself". I think most women (including myself) know that when you've been rejected, you retreat into your hole, stop showering and feel sorry for yourself for a bit and then resolve to treat…

This is so true! And I remember from my teen years that the Nice Guys would only use this as justification for their continued harassment. "She's all bent out of shape because she's in love with whatshisface, she just doesn't realise there's a perfectly good Nice Guy (ME) sat right outside her window every night!"

I've seen this happen! Two people I know - he was besotted and was constantly asking her out, she kept saying no. At one point she straight up told him she didn't fancy him and she just saw him as a friend. He kept on asking and asking, and eventually they were dating. She was adamant she wanted to date for at least a…

Really?? You know, it's on Netflix but I might buy the DVD if it has LOTR style behind the scenes docs explaining how they managed all that!

The only reason I keep people who are constantly frothing over about their relationships on my FB feed is because I know the breakup will be SPECTACULAR.

Either way, you might want to wait until it's available on demand or something...

"Also digitally enhanced were some of the whipping scenes, which makes more sense than trusting the actors to not hurt each other. "

I learnt recently that traditionally you were supposed to use the fabric to make your kids' christening outfits. Only now understand why all those old christening outfits looked like doilies.

Woo hoo! Any excuse to post this :)

Other people have expressed it better in this thread, but it's not so much of a "challenge", it's just finding someone who isn't extremely passive. Finding someone who loves all the things you do is great, and in the opposites attract camp finding someone who you can bounce off of (as long as you're not just sat there…

Cheer up :) Maybe you're just being a bit harsh on yourself - not every funny or interesting story has to involve belly laughs and gasps of astonishment at your exploits. What were you doing in those years of your life that you think were wasted?