Yes, I believe that was the popular consensus at the time.

Well, copper IUDs can actually cause heavier, longer periods than the hormonal IUDs. For me with the Paragard, it wasn’t so much breakthrough bleeding as it was bleeding heavily for 14 days out of each month. If it wasn’t for that, the copper IUD would have been perfect for me! So be sure to talk to your doctor about…

And they left a computer on so that Elijah could Skype in.

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

Joseph Fiennes will totes play her husband!

When assassins have higher ethical standards than your husband...yikes!

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

This is delightful, and since Google autocompletes differently on different days and in different regions, I tried making my own. Apparently I’m a rather creepy girl named Earl who’s really into dancing? I’m pretty okay with the job where I get drunk and then make laws, though. That sounds fun.

Not just you. There’s something about her facial structure that seems very little old lady.

In parts of Asia, McD’s is a trendy place you go to hang out with friends/do your homework at 2am/relax with a coffee or beer. It’s not just the last resort of highway warriors that need a clean bathroom.

Everyone will call my child Liz for short and when someone asks if her full name is Elizabeth she will have to answer “No, it’s Lizard.”

Well I suppose that’s a feather in your cap.

I have no memory of this, but apparently I once ran up to the altar and made off with the communion bread when I was really young.

Yeah, from the headline I was expecting that the sisters had actually done something wrong, or at least strange.

As a kid my parents always used to tell me never to pick up a broken bono you see laying on the ground.

He began to strangle her, but after a struggle she managed to grab his gun and shoot him.

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

Could we (someone with skills, not me) create a Tumblr or other site where store employees could anonymously post the code words that different stores use to identify suspected shoplifters through racist profiling, like Zara’s “Special Order” code? Then our Black and Latino friends could turn to the over eager sales…

The counter-argument to this theory is simple: The Faceless Men are a death cult that lives by “All men must die.” The White Walkers command an army of the undead.

Like the Pulp song Common People about the rich woman who wants to be a common person. The line “still you’ll never get it right/when you’re laying in bed at night/watching roaches climb the wall/if you called your dad you could end it all, yeah/you’ll never be like common people” really encapsulates this.