I think it’s only because they hadn’t all been born yet. I’m sure he would have, given the chance.

Great submissions in last week's Pissing Contest, but I think Meezer5 is the winner in our hearts:

Communism was pretty horrific in China, but the one of the few good things it did was drastically improve the conditions for women. Things have not exactly gotten better for women (with respect to men) since reform and opening.

To be fair, it was only served during their Pol Potluck night.

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

We've already had one Cat die on this show and that's enough. Long live Ser Pounce!

That's what I don't get about anti-abortion Christians.

I just think of the hundreds of thousands of American men who died lonely deaths in Europe, and the wives, girlfriends, mothers, fathers, and children that they left behind, all of whom suffered grievous loss, fighting exactly the thing that these scumbags stand for. They would consider this treason, aiding the…

Yep I loved the idea of paraguard but it made my already bad period totally freaking insane. I switched to the Mirena which has not really helped but is better than it was on paraguard.

They've lost my donation. Unless they're dedicated to finding a cure for alecbaldwin.