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Of course Swarovski crystal headlights are stupid and fake. Because Swarovski crystals already are stupid and fake.
This is a proper crystal (a berg crystal in this case):

This is no better than those LED strips they sell at vatozone.

They vajazzled the benz!

Because it's the first thing most people thought of while reading this story.

Sure, if there's a metal detector in his corner.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

Everybody conceded last night to NBC. They could have run it in its entirety and still sold more advertising.

You have learned well my son.

Don't hate the player hate the game would be the most appropriate thing for this one. He figured out something that works, that other people hadn't thought of or understand and they're mad/jealous about it. It's working out for this guy and I hope he keeps it going.

...not all man holes are always covered

You can totally flash the peace sign to us, heck we invented it!

Peace sign is fine front facing - it's when you do it with the back of your hand that things go wrong.

Did you read past that sentence? He has a second apartment full of games and cabinets to practice on.

Yes. It typically also involves self-loathing, I'd imagine.

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.

Cars talking to each other is nothing new.

You may be misunderstanding the type of "good" I'm assigning to this commercial

And I will avenge my brother's death by...vandalizing his grave site?