ChiminyCheroo
ChiminyCheroo
8/19/14
8:32 AM
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So it's okay to take drugs, just not arbitrarily illegal drugs. Logic makes sense...

7/20/14
9:09 AM
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Yeah, it really escalates quickly. I recommend laughing, but I'm not in charge of your body!

6/17/14
9:47 AM
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Not only that, but AC and refrigerators only bring temperatures to comfortable and close-to-freezing, respectively. Neither creates an enormous, impenetrable ice wall around your house and a couple of the neighbors too.

6/17/14
9:45 AM
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If your refrigerator creates an impenetrable ice wall, you should probably have it looked at.

6/1/14
6:24 PM
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Heat is a big part of it. Dishwashers generally have much hotter water than you can stand when handwashing, which is a great way to kill bacteria. Read more

5/29/14
7:46 PM
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I bet you anything that man would let you get married in his living room wearing the visor when you go for dinner. Maybe you could let your husband wear it for half of the ceremony. No guests, just a preacher (or whatever), your husband, you and LeVar Burton. And his visor.

Do this. Return with pictures.

5/26/14
10:00 PM
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I had a few friends with mats like these! I always wanted one.

5/20/14
10:25 PM
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Preach. In high school, I got mediocre grades, I was lazy and unmotivated and I hated everything. I didn't smoke pot until a few years after high school and once I did, I decided to go to university where I'm doing very well and I have a great job interning in software development. Many of my old friends from high Read more

5/20/14
10:18 PM
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Computer science major here! I smoke quite a lot of weed, I'm doing very well in school and I work a development internship 20-30 hours/week which is basically guaranteed to turn into a full-time development position when I graduate. I think the fact that you don't know any successful stoners says more about you than Read more

5/13/14
6:25 AM
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What could this mean?! Consult the prophets! Sacrifice a virgin! We must appease the gods!

5/12/14
7:31 AM
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I'm glad Mighty Ducks made it to Finland. That's a classic. It's pretty disappointing that Finnish media doesn't really find its way over here. Such a great language but so few opportunities to hear it!

5/10/14
11:47 PM
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I'm way more offended by the first-time kissers on that TLC show. Now that was disgusting.

5/8/14
6:17 AM
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Do people not even read threads? I can't believe how many times you had to explain the sarcasm. If you don't get it after three consecutive question marks and an all caps last line, you probably shouldn't be on the internet.

5/6/14
9:41 PM
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That's the unfortunate reality of large groups of people who eschew facts for fear. *Sigh*

5/6/14
9:34 PM
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Their usual complaints about moochers and such show their true intentions. They only give a shit about that baby until it pops out of her, then it's just another drain on society.