ChiminyCheroo
ChiminyCheroo
ChiminyCheroo
Aug 19 2014
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So it's okay to take drugs, just not arbitrarily illegal drugs. Logic makes sense...

Jul 20 2014
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Is an ATM machine a machine that dispenses ATMs?

Jul 20 2014
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Yeah, it really escalates quickly. I recommend laughing, but I'm not in charge of your body!

Jul 18 2014
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Man, Klaus is the worst.

Jul 17 2014
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Remember, when it comes to forklifts. Safety first.

Jun 17 2014
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Not only that, but AC and refrigerators only bring temperatures to comfortable and close-to-freezing, respectively. Neither creates an enormous, impenetrable ice wall around your house and a couple of the neighbors too.

Jun 17 2014
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If your refrigerator creates an impenetrable ice wall, you should probably have it looked at.

Jun 11 2014
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I suddenly want to play Plague Inc...

Jun 1 2014
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Heat is a big part of it. Dishwashers generally have much hotter water than you can stand when handwashing, which is a great way to kill bacteria. Read more

May 29 2014
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I bet you anything that man would let you get married in his living room wearing the visor when you go for dinner. Maybe you could let your husband wear it for half of the ceremony. No guests, just a preacher (or whatever), your husband, you and LeVar Burton. And his visor.

Do this. Return with pictures.

May 26 2014
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I had a few friends with mats like these! I always wanted one.

May 20 2014
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Preach. In high school, I got mediocre grades, I was lazy and unmotivated and I hated everything. I didn't smoke pot until a few years after high school and once I did, I decided to go to university where I'm doing very well and I have a great job interning in software development. Many of my old friends from high Read more

May 20 2014
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Computer science major here! I smoke quite a lot of weed, I'm doing very well in school and I work a development internship 20-30 hours/week which is basically guaranteed to turn into a full-time development position when I graduate. I think the fact that you don't know any successful stoners says more about you than Read more

May 13 2014
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What could this mean?! Consult the prophets! Sacrifice a virgin! We must appease the gods!

May 12 2014
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I'm glad Mighty Ducks made it to Finland. That's a classic. It's pretty disappointing that Finnish media doesn't really find its way over here. Such a great language but so few opportunities to hear it!

May 10 2014
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I'm way more offended by the first-time kissers on that TLC show. Now that was disgusting.

May 8 2014
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Do people not even read threads? I can't believe how many times you had to explain the sarcasm. If you don't get it after three consecutive question marks and an all caps last line, you probably shouldn't be on the internet.

May 6 2014
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That's the unfortunate reality of large groups of people who eschew facts for fear. *Sigh*

May 6 2014
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Their usual complaints about moochers and such show their true intentions. They only give a shit about that baby until it pops out of her, then it's just another drain on society.