It becomes difficult to manoeuvre.

So it's okay to take drugs, just not arbitrarily illegal drugs. Logic makes sense...

Yeah, it really escalates quickly. I recommend laughing, but I'm not in charge of your body!

Man, Klaus is the worst.

Remember, when it comes to forklifts. Safety first.

I bet you anything that man would let you get married in his living room wearing the visor when you go for dinner. Maybe you could let your husband wear it for half of the ceremony. No guests, just a preacher (or whatever), your husband, you and LeVar Burton. And his visor.

Do this. Return with pictures.

I had a few friends with mats like these! I always wanted one.

I'm glad Mighty Ducks made it to Finland. That's a classic. It's pretty disappointing that Finnish media doesn't really find its way over here. Such a great language but so few opportunities to hear it!

I'm way more offended by the first-time kissers on that TLC show. Now that was disgusting.

Do people not even read threads? I can't believe how many times you had to explain the sarcasm. If you don't get it after three consecutive question marks and an all caps last line, you probably shouldn't be on the internet.

That's the unfortunate reality of large groups of people who eschew facts for fear. *Sigh*

Their usual complaints about moochers and such show their true intentions. They only give a shit about that baby until it pops out of her, then it's just another drain on society.

This is an outrage emergency! Get to an interior room away from all windows and idiots! Again, an outrage emergency!

No acrobatics in Skyrim is another example. I've been replaying Oblivion lately and I had forgotten how incredibly fun it is to progressively be able to jump higher and higher to ridiculous ends. I can't care about TESO because it's not at all what The Elder Scrolls is about. It's just another MMO and I burned myself…

I too am an oppressed white man living in America. I have fond memories from not very many moons ago, when my people were free and secure in our right to enslave anyone we damn well pleased. Our right to own slaves has been stripped away! All is lost!

I wanted to ask her why her child was old enough to order for himself, but not old enough to learn how to deal with disappointment, but instead of dealing with THAT can of worms, I opted to ignore her, because that's usually what I do when I have to stop and make sure I heard someone correctly. I can't formulate a…

When I worked at Subway, a woman came through with her kid, probably 10/11 and he asked for ketchup on his sandwich. Apparently this is a thing at some franchises, but not ours, so I said we didn't have any. She covered her son's ears and whispered "just pretend that you're putting it on".

Ummmmmmmm, no.

I know I should hope the guy who crashed is okay, but I don't.

Found one! Seriously. It's a damn good thing the person in the white truck wasn't standing by the door.

This is a pretty minor complaint by comparison, but I first took the title to mean that the messages were somehow being sent by her or her phone post-mortem and that was the creepy part. Using her name would have cleared that whole thing up as well.