Tell that to this lady.

I hope a bear eats that guy.

You just blew my mind.

There's a disappointing amount of arrogance and unpleasantness in the auto enthusiast crowd.

Why'd you have to bring Firefly into this. Harumph.

She would have a field day with that whole "Stumbled upon his phone" part.

No word yet on how this will affect the men with ven.

Not sure about subwoofers but a strong vibrator (like the one found in my dildo!) on the tip of my penis is one of my favorite ways to get off.

Gloom is really fun. I keep meaning to pick up one of the expansion packs but I just haven't been bothered yet.

Good to hear that you had such a good experience. I didn't have a terrible time growing up Mormon and in scouts, but it certainly wasn't a blast. Mostly I pretended to give a shit about sports and tried to assimilate. So glad that's over and done with.

Yeah, he wasn't asleep, burned, paralyzed or anything. No way he would have caught him.

I imagine wearing pants while driving is probably a job requirement too.

I was so caught up in it, I almost clapped when they were done.

You can deposit money from the Maze Bank website on your phone as well! Still annoying, but at least you don't have to drive to an ATM.

I'm pretty sure all dogs go to heaven.

They already went from 360 to 1. It doesn't seem like numerical order is very important to Microsoft.

At least he didn't make the woman take nude photos at the top of the ferris wheel...

"This is SimCopter 1, reporting heavy traffic." and "Get moving, you stupid idiots!" are two lines that have always stuck with me from that game. Man, I played it so fucking much.

I was pretty disappointed too, so I made a gif of that truck jumping the overpass to make myself feel better.

In most cities I've worked, the health department doesn't allow chewing gum. Can you imagine someone blowing a bubble and having spit flung all over your food? Ewwww.